Welcome back to the highlight of your day. When most of you think of me, I'm sure "fashion icon" really isn't the first thing that comes to mind. Well, that's because you're stupid. It's not your fault, you just weren't raised properly. That's why I created this blog. My main focus is to show you the errors of your entire life. I'm not doing it to put you down, I'm simply trying to make you a better person and with all of your support, I will eventually make you all decent human beings. Thank you and you're welcome.
Now, being a fashion icon is a full time job. I need to stay at least 32 steps ahead of the curve and I'm doing a fantastic job doing just that. The main reason why I'm an icon are the plaid snapoff shirt. I've been wearing that for over 3 years now. I've had it since 2008 when NO ONE was rocking that shirt, now you go to a bar, club, mall, store, your favorite restaurant and you will find numerous people wearing that type of shirt. I was at a bar this past weekend, I will not mention the name of the bar because I don't market things unless they pay me, but I was there and I saw soooo many people wearing that shirt...actually I only saw one person, but he didn't make that shirt work like only I can. I clearly created that look and I'm cool with people stealing my things, but you have to make the shirt work, you can't just put it on and think the shirt will do all the work. You have to know where to wear it, what colors to wear when you're at a certain bar, if you need more help, feel free to contact my assistant and she will help you out. One more thing that puts me head and shoulders above other "icons" in the fashion game are those white wing tips that I wear on only very special occasions. I've stopped on numerous occasions with people just wanting to stare and ogle the shoes. I have two other pairs that I don't wear often, but I will break those out soon to see if they get the same attention.
I have many other examples to prove my superiority over everyone in the fashion business, but if you know me, you know I'm not arrogant. I don't like to show people up and I refuse to do so even on a platform such as this reward winning blog.
I appreciate you taking the time to learn about my fashion icon-ness.
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Blog 18: Untitled
I have absolutely no topic and don't feel like thinking about one. I am just going to ramble until I stop. How are things going all woooo (4) of my "followers"? I hope well. Things are doing alright with me. Thanks for asking. While I am employed, I'm still trying to find another job. No such luck thus far. I'm assuming with the forthcoming holiday weekend, this won't happen within the next 4-5 days or so. I'll be patiently waiting like 50 Cent.
I do want to give everyone a shout out for not telling me about their problems. It's much appreciated. I didn't care back in blog 4 and I care even less today.
As you all know, I'm currently in the middle of condo hunting. I found one that I absolutely loved, but I was one day too late as the it was sold the day before I was formally putting in a offer. I've found some other ones recently and their completely sucked. I'll be looking at some more later this week and maybe I'll find one I may like.
Watch the Throne is the new Detox.
If you plan on watching or watched the new Transformers movie and didn't hate it, please do me a few favors: Unfollow this blog. Unfollow me on Twitter. Unfriend me on Facebook. Delete my phone number from your mobile device.
I'll end this on a classy note: The Wooooth of July is rapidly approaching. Be safe and celebrate Amurrica.
Why do I still do this blog? It sucks! Thanks for reading!
Best Chain Ever
I do want to give everyone a shout out for not telling me about their problems. It's much appreciated. I didn't care back in blog 4 and I care even less today.
As you all know, I'm currently in the middle of condo hunting. I found one that I absolutely loved, but I was one day too late as the it was sold the day before I was formally putting in a offer. I've found some other ones recently and their completely sucked. I'll be looking at some more later this week and maybe I'll find one I may like.
Watch the Throne is the new Detox.
If you plan on watching or watched the new Transformers movie and didn't hate it, please do me a few favors: Unfollow this blog. Unfollow me on Twitter. Unfriend me on Facebook. Delete my phone number from your mobile device.
I'll end this on a classy note: The Wooooth of July is rapidly approaching. Be safe and celebrate Amurrica.
Why do I still do this blog? It sucks! Thanks for reading!
Best Chain Ever
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Blog 17: Ablogogy
Two blogs in two days. Didn't think that would ever happen again.
The sole reason why the Chicago Bulls lost game two of the Eastern Conference Finals is because of this very blog. This blog has provided us many great memories over the last few months but it is responsible for the heart breaking loss. The blog would like to ablogogize to anyone who watched the game, but most importantly, Origins would like to send the biggest ablogogy to the Chicago Bulls organization. For the remainder of the blog being active, there will be no post on a game day. This will allow the Bulls to trounce those Miami losers and dismantle either Dallas or Oklahoma City on their way to their 7th NBA Championship. Once again, Origins is deeply sorry for it's mistake and rest assured it will learn from it's mistake and become a better blog because of it.
Bulls rule, Heat/Mavericks/Thunder drool!
The sole reason why the Chicago Bulls lost game two of the Eastern Conference Finals is because of this very blog. This blog has provided us many great memories over the last few months but it is responsible for the heart breaking loss. The blog would like to ablogogize to anyone who watched the game, but most importantly, Origins would like to send the biggest ablogogy to the Chicago Bulls organization. For the remainder of the blog being active, there will be no post on a game day. This will allow the Bulls to trounce those Miami losers and dismantle either Dallas or Oklahoma City on their way to their 7th NBA Championship. Once again, Origins is deeply sorry for it's mistake and rest assured it will learn from it's mistake and become a better blog because of it.
Bulls rule, Heat/Mavericks/Thunder drool!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Blog 16: Untitled
Welcome to blog 16. I'll be honest, didn't think I'd make it this far. First things first, I want to thank all of you who haven't come to me with your problems over the last couple of months. It's much appreciated. To those who have, I really wasn't listening anyway, so you wasted your time.
I really don't have a specific topic regarding Blog 16, so I figured I'd just give you random stuff.
-LeBron James is a b*tch.
-Regarding the Job interview from blog 15, I'm still waiting on a decision.
-I still don't care about your problems.
-I'm a fan of the Enjoy Sudoku Android app.
-Dirk Nowitzki is good at basketball.
-Common ISN'T a gangsta rapper.
-This blog sucks.
-Chicago Bulls in 6. Dallas Mavericks in 7.
-Call of Duty games need to stop being made.
-I hate stupid leg day at the stupid gym.
2011 should be a fun summer. Alot of things happening, so I'm looking forward to that. Special shout out to the 2030 Chicago White Sox opening day SS AJ Soutar who will be entering the world this fall. This blog wasn't too ignorant, which I fully apologize for. I promise I will more than make up for it on 17. On that note, be well my special friends, hope you have a wonderful and glorious day.
Seacrest PLOB OUT!
I really don't have a specific topic regarding Blog 16, so I figured I'd just give you random stuff.
-LeBron James is a b*tch.
-Regarding the Job interview from blog 15, I'm still waiting on a decision.
-I still don't care about your problems.
-I'm a fan of the Enjoy Sudoku Android app.
-Dirk Nowitzki is good at basketball.
-Common ISN'T a gangsta rapper.
-This blog sucks.
-Chicago Bulls in 6. Dallas Mavericks in 7.
-Call of Duty games need to stop being made.
-I hate stupid leg day at the stupid gym.
2011 should be a fun summer. Alot of things happening, so I'm looking forward to that. Special shout out to the 2030 Chicago White Sox opening day SS AJ Soutar who will be entering the world this fall. This blog wasn't too ignorant, which I fully apologize for. I promise I will more than make up for it on 17. On that note, be well my special friends, hope you have a wonderful and glorious day.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Blog 15: Stuff
It's been a long time since I last graced all of you with a "fresh" new blog. The time has come to drop knowledge.
Many important things have happened since the last time I spoke to all of you. The death of a horrible human being, a birth certificate scandal broke, a horrible Alabama tornado and least importantly, I finally got a job interview!!! Since I am not one to talk politics or really care about anyone else's views, I will not use this blog to talk about current events.
Now, I will talk about the interview, because it is important to me. I hate my current job situation, it's a good company, but I hate people, especially stupid people, so this job is causing me to be very angry. The interview I had today, I think went well. I really couldn't tell. However, the more I think about it, the more confidence I have that I will get that job. Time will tell. I will say this, if the job was about looking sexy as f*ck in a suit, I would've gotten hired on the spot. But alas, it wasn't. Now, if I don't get the job, I will be a little distraught as I feel I am more than qualified for the Marketing Coordinator job but there are other positions at other companies if this doesn't work out for me. I know all of you care about this and that's why I'm informing you of this.
If I do get the job, I will celebrate by punching one person of your choosing in the face. You can leave a comment and tell me the person who you want punched and I will do it within 4 hours of getting the call/email that I am hired. If not hired, I will punch you in the face. It's only fair.
Once again, I thank each one of you for being a loyal supporter of the PLOB cause.
Go Bulls!
Many important things have happened since the last time I spoke to all of you. The death of a horrible human being, a birth certificate scandal broke, a horrible Alabama tornado and least importantly, I finally got a job interview!!! Since I am not one to talk politics or really care about anyone else's views, I will not use this blog to talk about current events.
Now, I will talk about the interview, because it is important to me. I hate my current job situation, it's a good company, but I hate people, especially stupid people, so this job is causing me to be very angry. The interview I had today, I think went well. I really couldn't tell. However, the more I think about it, the more confidence I have that I will get that job. Time will tell. I will say this, if the job was about looking sexy as f*ck in a suit, I would've gotten hired on the spot. But alas, it wasn't. Now, if I don't get the job, I will be a little distraught as I feel I am more than qualified for the Marketing Coordinator job but there are other positions at other companies if this doesn't work out for me. I know all of you care about this and that's why I'm informing you of this.
If I do get the job, I will celebrate by punching one person of your choosing in the face. You can leave a comment and tell me the person who you want punched and I will do it within 4 hours of getting the call/email that I am hired. If not hired, I will punch you in the face. It's only fair.
Once again, I thank each one of you for being a loyal supporter of the PLOB cause.
Go Bulls!
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Blog 14: What are my Interests?
Literally millions of people stop me during my every day routine, whether it be going to the store to kill time before Wizards of Waverly Place airs, going to Denny's for dinner or even when I stare at chicks creepily at the gym. The one question every asks are "What are you interests?" So, while I haven't blogged in a while, I thought I'd give all of you a glance into my world with some of the things I like to do.
I have many interests, some of it I'm extremely proud of, some of them, I am not very fond of. I will list my interests and perhaps write a blurb on some of them.
And I must say, before any of you claim I'm just repeating myself, based on my "Things I Don't Dislike" blog, I will say to you, "Shut Up, You're dumb. Don't make me end this blog prematurely."
1. Terms such as "weak sauce" I've only heard dbags use this term so I would like to know the origin of this type of lingo.
2. Collecting Baseball Cards.
3. www.foreverdunk.com
4. Hipster bashing.
5. Company's responding to one of my resumes. Just one company. Seriously, ONE.
6. Chicago White Sox pitching NOT blowing 4-run and 2-run leads against the Kansas City Royals.
7. Not working weekends anymore. Seriously ONE company.
8. Wishing Charlie Sheen OD's.
9. Having Interests.
Before I say goodbye maybe forever, who knows, Starting tomorrow (Thursday), I'm scheduled to work the next 7 days. Ugh. So companies who follow my blog, If you're one of the many, many companies I've sent resumes too, call me, I'm available and ready to start my new career with your wonderful company. I look forward to you giving me this opportunity and I intend to take the ball and run! Thank you in advance, my future company!
I have many interests, some of it I'm extremely proud of, some of them, I am not very fond of. I will list my interests and perhaps write a blurb on some of them.
And I must say, before any of you claim I'm just repeating myself, based on my "Things I Don't Dislike" blog, I will say to you, "Shut Up, You're dumb. Don't make me end this blog prematurely."
1. Terms such as "weak sauce" I've only heard dbags use this term so I would like to know the origin of this type of lingo.
2. Collecting Baseball Cards.
3. www.foreverdunk.com
4. Hipster bashing.
5. Company's responding to one of my resumes. Just one company. Seriously, ONE.
6. Chicago White Sox pitching NOT blowing 4-run and 2-run leads against the Kansas City Royals.
7. Not working weekends anymore. Seriously ONE company.
8. Wishing Charlie Sheen OD's.
9. Having Interests.
Before I say goodbye maybe forever, who knows, Starting tomorrow (Thursday), I'm scheduled to work the next 7 days. Ugh. So companies who follow my blog, If you're one of the many, many companies I've sent resumes too, call me, I'm available and ready to start my new career with your wonderful company. I look forward to you giving me this opportunity and I intend to take the ball and run! Thank you in advance, my future company!
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Blog 13: Cornelius's 30th
March 26th, 2011 is the date. The event is Cornelius Wa's birthday. The following post will be about what kind of shenanigans will take place on said date. A little background information before I tell you what will happen. He is a male. He enjoys dual screens. He is a nerd. He likes alcoholic beverages. He likes to play video games. He is a nerd. With that said, Let's find out what will happen on Saturday, shall we?!?
Cornelius will wake up with a massive hangover at around 8:30AM. He will roll out of bed, look at his picture of his significant other, shed a few tears at her beauty and kiss the picture frame. Creepy? Extremely. He will have his morning cup of expresso and read the newspaper. His morning will be his normal routine as he does every morning. He will play "50 Cent:Bullet Proof" for a bit. Kill some thugs is how he usually starts his day. Just because it's his birthday, won't make it any different. Anyway, enough of his boring routine.
The day will start off at the field museum, however I won't be there. Neither will alcohol so who really cares. After everyone leaves the museum, we will stare at hobo's and laugh at their misfortune. It's horrible but we'll be down town and they'll be TONS of hobo's so can you really blame us? After that, the drinking will start by 5PM. We'll start bar hopping, probably visit 3-5 bars in the three hours or so before dinner. Everyone can only drink hard liquor, if you order beer, you will be kicked out of our "crew". Nobody wants that. The ignorance will start at dinner. We'll be going to taco bell. Everyone will have $7.00 alotted to them. Cornelius will be the one funding everyone will their dinner money. It'll be a classy evening. After that, thats when the party begins. Drinks will be flowing. I will be dancing like a jackass. MKP will be making fun of many hipsters, whites, emo's, wanksta's, anyone really. Amy will have red hair, Angela will think twice why she's dating her jackass bf. Marvin will do ironic things. MM will be drinking creepily at his home. By himself. We will be drinking all night. ALL NIGHT. I envision alcohol poisoning for a few people.
I know what you're thinking...how will these brave people get home? Who really cares at this point. The point is Cornelius will have a memorable 30th. We will cause a few hate crimes. Most of us will get more learned at the museum. I will say I will hit on women but ultimately I won't because I'm a punk bitch. Last but not least, we will feast on Taco Bell. It'll truly be the best birthday. Ever.
Cornelius will wake up with a massive hangover at around 8:30AM. He will roll out of bed, look at his picture of his significant other, shed a few tears at her beauty and kiss the picture frame. Creepy? Extremely. He will have his morning cup of expresso and read the newspaper. His morning will be his normal routine as he does every morning. He will play "50 Cent:Bullet Proof" for a bit. Kill some thugs is how he usually starts his day. Just because it's his birthday, won't make it any different. Anyway, enough of his boring routine.
The day will start off at the field museum, however I won't be there. Neither will alcohol so who really cares. After everyone leaves the museum, we will stare at hobo's and laugh at their misfortune. It's horrible but we'll be down town and they'll be TONS of hobo's so can you really blame us? After that, the drinking will start by 5PM. We'll start bar hopping, probably visit 3-5 bars in the three hours or so before dinner. Everyone can only drink hard liquor, if you order beer, you will be kicked out of our "crew". Nobody wants that. The ignorance will start at dinner. We'll be going to taco bell. Everyone will have $7.00 alotted to them. Cornelius will be the one funding everyone will their dinner money. It'll be a classy evening. After that, thats when the party begins. Drinks will be flowing. I will be dancing like a jackass. MKP will be making fun of many hipsters, whites, emo's, wanksta's, anyone really. Amy will have red hair, Angela will think twice why she's dating her jackass bf. Marvin will do ironic things. MM will be drinking creepily at his home. By himself. We will be drinking all night. ALL NIGHT. I envision alcohol poisoning for a few people.
I know what you're thinking...how will these brave people get home? Who really cares at this point. The point is Cornelius will have a memorable 30th. We will cause a few hate crimes. Most of us will get more learned at the museum. I will say I will hit on women but ultimately I won't because I'm a punk bitch. Last but not least, we will feast on Taco Bell. It'll truly be the best birthday. Ever.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Blog 12: Hi
Hello kind person who took time out to visit my "blog"
Let's be real. Can we even call this a blog at this point? I usually forget about it until Steve pesters me to post something. I will however try my hardest to post regularly as I have had many compliments on it. Alright, what's been going on since the last time we spoke? The Tsunami that struck Japan was tragic. My thoughts and prayers definitely go out to those people. I'm already sick of the Charlie Sheen thing. We get it, you're "crazy" Whatever. Get lost. We lost Nate Dogg. Truly a sad day for any hip-hop fan. Do yourself a favor and find "Oh No" by Mos Def and Pharoahe Monch feat. Nate Dogg. You'll be in for a treat. The NCAA Tournament starts in less than 12 hours. That's exciting if you're a basketball fan, even if you're not, it's good times. Baseball starts in exactly 2 weeks. That's good too. Enough of that.
Wu-Tang is the greatest hip-hop group of all time. If you disagree, you're an idiot. You have 9 gentlemen who not only make great group albums (sans the last two) and can come out individually and have great solo discs. See Raekwon for an example. You can say 3 of his 5 albums are must owns. Method Man's first album is great. Liquid Swords is one of the better hip-hop albums of all time. RZA is a producing legend. Inspectah Deck's Controlled Substance is solid as well. Ghostface, do we even need to explain the genius of Mr. Killah? ODB obviously, R.I.P. Dirt Dog. I love underground hip-hop as much as the next white kid from the 'burbs, but Wu will be above everyone for the reasons I stated above.
Honorable Mentions:
OutKast are up there as well, don't get me wrong, Andre 3G and Big Boi are legends in their own right, but Wu has been more consistent. UGK are in the conversation. They never became mainstream which I respect. The only song most people know from them are "International Players Anthem" which was featuring OutKast. R.I.P. Pimp C. Mobb Deep in the mid 90's had hit after hit after hit. Not radio friendly hits either, straight hood classics. I got into Gang Starr a few years before Guru passed away and I loved their albums. DJ Premier is one of the greatest real hip-hop producers of all time and he proved it with Gang Starr. While Wu is the greatest hip-hop group of all time, my two favorites are De La Soul and A Tribe Called Quest. They were the opposite of Wu-Tang when it came to content but they two groups respectively, left a mark for hip-hop that may never be topped. I know a lot of people don't like Q-Tip but forget about "Vivrant Thing", he's more than just that song. He's more of a lyricist than that, you don't believe me, listen to Kamaal the Abstract.
Word.
Let's be real. Can we even call this a blog at this point? I usually forget about it until Steve pesters me to post something. I will however try my hardest to post regularly as I have had many compliments on it. Alright, what's been going on since the last time we spoke? The Tsunami that struck Japan was tragic. My thoughts and prayers definitely go out to those people. I'm already sick of the Charlie Sheen thing. We get it, you're "crazy" Whatever. Get lost. We lost Nate Dogg. Truly a sad day for any hip-hop fan. Do yourself a favor and find "Oh No" by Mos Def and Pharoahe Monch feat. Nate Dogg. You'll be in for a treat. The NCAA Tournament starts in less than 12 hours. That's exciting if you're a basketball fan, even if you're not, it's good times. Baseball starts in exactly 2 weeks. That's good too. Enough of that.
Wu-Tang is the greatest hip-hop group of all time. If you disagree, you're an idiot. You have 9 gentlemen who not only make great group albums (sans the last two) and can come out individually and have great solo discs. See Raekwon for an example. You can say 3 of his 5 albums are must owns. Method Man's first album is great. Liquid Swords is one of the better hip-hop albums of all time. RZA is a producing legend. Inspectah Deck's Controlled Substance is solid as well. Ghostface, do we even need to explain the genius of Mr. Killah? ODB obviously, R.I.P. Dirt Dog. I love underground hip-hop as much as the next white kid from the 'burbs, but Wu will be above everyone for the reasons I stated above.
Honorable Mentions:
OutKast are up there as well, don't get me wrong, Andre 3G and Big Boi are legends in their own right, but Wu has been more consistent. UGK are in the conversation. They never became mainstream which I respect. The only song most people know from them are "International Players Anthem" which was featuring OutKast. R.I.P. Pimp C. Mobb Deep in the mid 90's had hit after hit after hit. Not radio friendly hits either, straight hood classics. I got into Gang Starr a few years before Guru passed away and I loved their albums. DJ Premier is one of the greatest real hip-hop producers of all time and he proved it with Gang Starr. While Wu is the greatest hip-hop group of all time, my two favorites are De La Soul and A Tribe Called Quest. They were the opposite of Wu-Tang when it came to content but they two groups respectively, left a mark for hip-hop that may never be topped. I know a lot of people don't like Q-Tip but forget about "Vivrant Thing", he's more than just that song. He's more of a lyricist than that, you don't believe me, listen to Kamaal the Abstract.
Word.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Blog 11: "Winning"
Welcome back, friends!
This is part 2 of the "people's choice" blog. I will write a little something about every comment I received on blog 10.
Positive energy is underrated especially when you're "winning". However, if you're like anyone reading this, then you're probably a loser and the only energy you have is negative energy in which case you are not "winning".
My gayness is something that is getting a bit out of control apparently. This blog is gay. My affinity for gay porn is gay. All the music on my iPod is gay.
Hipsters are unique, creative and sincerely caring people. Actually I can't even continue this sentence because it's complete crap. I am going on a crusade from here on in to rid this world of hipsters because they don't deserve to breathe the same air as me.
The feeling that you get after you pet a puppy while looking at a rainbow after a sun shower is truly the best feeling in the world. It makes me tingle inside. I would take that feeling over any other feeling in the history of feelings. Anyone that doesn't agree with this is a stupid, stupid person.
The first annual people's choice blog was truly a fail. Thanks to all of you who contributed to this monstrosity of a topic blog. And to all of you, who don't want me to continue dropping knowledge via this blog, well, get bent, because I will continue to entertain for all my 5 fans.
This is part 2 of the "people's choice" blog. I will write a little something about every comment I received on blog 10.
Positive energy is underrated especially when you're "winning". However, if you're like anyone reading this, then you're probably a loser and the only energy you have is negative energy in which case you are not "winning".
My gayness is something that is getting a bit out of control apparently. This blog is gay. My affinity for gay porn is gay. All the music on my iPod is gay.
Hipsters are unique, creative and sincerely caring people. Actually I can't even continue this sentence because it's complete crap. I am going on a crusade from here on in to rid this world of hipsters because they don't deserve to breathe the same air as me.
The feeling that you get after you pet a puppy while looking at a rainbow after a sun shower is truly the best feeling in the world. It makes me tingle inside. I would take that feeling over any other feeling in the history of feelings. Anyone that doesn't agree with this is a stupid, stupid person.
The first annual people's choice blog was truly a fail. Thanks to all of you who contributed to this monstrosity of a topic blog. And to all of you, who don't want me to continue dropping knowledge via this blog, well, get bent, because I will continue to entertain for all my 5 fans.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Blog 10: The first ever "People's Choice" blog
It was recently brought to my attention that I'm too negative with this blog. Whatever. I am now giving the power to my loyal readers. I expect comments on my next topic. It could be anything you want it to be and I will incorporate it into Blog 11. I want anyone reading this to comment on what it should be. Again, anything you think would be interesting, funny, angry, political. Anything at all really. So flood the comments and I'll make your dreams come true.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Blog 9: First ever Live Movie blog- Saw: The Final Chapter
Welcome to the first of many "live movie blog". This installment is of "Saw: The Final Chapter" There will be spoilers so if you haven't watched it, please refrain from reading this.
So far this movie sucks. I'm 22 minutes in and nothing has really happened except for Chester Bennington dying which was pretty sweet. Now a black actress just killed a white dude. Racism much? Now she's in therapy talking about what happened with a gentlemen who survived the Jigsaw challenge. This is truly jumping all over the place. Thank goodness, it's the final one. Saw 1-3 were really great, the last 4 have been hit or miss. Mostly miss. Now a creepy guy is talking about a promo dvd with the Jigsaw survivors. I think he's just trying to make money off the horrible experience all these beautiful people had to endure. That's not fair. Now there's cops looking at a bloody body. He's talking to a guy that looks like skinny Tracy Morgan. Now we hear Jigsaw's voice. Very creepy. Jigsaw has "Bobby" because apparently he's a liar. I saw if you don't have proof, you really can't be calling people out like that. Shame on you, Jigsaw, unless of course he has proof, then shame on me. Bobby supposedly deceived his wife. If she's fat and ugly, it doesn't matter, because we all would do the same thing Bobby apparently did. He's in a weird cage and probably will die shortly. Bobby's wife is also trapped and she can see him suffering on a strategically placed TV screen. Now there's a flashback of a Jigsaw survivor coming forward and it sure looks like her. They cut to some other scene. Wow, this movie really sucks. Now a detective is talking to Jigsaw's widow. She's narcing out the new Jigsaw, but the cop is playing "bad cop" and berating the young lady and calling her crazy. Jigsaw knows where the wife is and now they have to go to another hideout and yet another scene during a important part of this scene. This is jumping too much. I'm done with this live blogging. Don't watch this movie. If you do, you're a stupid person.
So far this movie sucks. I'm 22 minutes in and nothing has really happened except for Chester Bennington dying which was pretty sweet. Now a black actress just killed a white dude. Racism much? Now she's in therapy talking about what happened with a gentlemen who survived the Jigsaw challenge. This is truly jumping all over the place. Thank goodness, it's the final one. Saw 1-3 were really great, the last 4 have been hit or miss. Mostly miss. Now a creepy guy is talking about a promo dvd with the Jigsaw survivors. I think he's just trying to make money off the horrible experience all these beautiful people had to endure. That's not fair. Now there's cops looking at a bloody body. He's talking to a guy that looks like skinny Tracy Morgan. Now we hear Jigsaw's voice. Very creepy. Jigsaw has "Bobby" because apparently he's a liar. I saw if you don't have proof, you really can't be calling people out like that. Shame on you, Jigsaw, unless of course he has proof, then shame on me. Bobby supposedly deceived his wife. If she's fat and ugly, it doesn't matter, because we all would do the same thing Bobby apparently did. He's in a weird cage and probably will die shortly. Bobby's wife is also trapped and she can see him suffering on a strategically placed TV screen. Now there's a flashback of a Jigsaw survivor coming forward and it sure looks like her. They cut to some other scene. Wow, this movie really sucks. Now a detective is talking to Jigsaw's widow. She's narcing out the new Jigsaw, but the cop is playing "bad cop" and berating the young lady and calling her crazy. Jigsaw knows where the wife is and now they have to go to another hideout and yet another scene during a important part of this scene. This is jumping too much. I'm done with this live blogging. Don't watch this movie. If you do, you're a stupid person.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Blog 8: Things I Don't Dislike
Yesterday I listed all the things that I don't like. I'm not a negative person, so I figured it was only fair to list some things I enjoy.
1. Pilgrims
2. Not Nickelback
3. Igloos
4. Grizzly Bears
5. When people call me and don't tell me about their problems.
6. The Twilight Saga
7. Beating "Rampage" in less than 24 hours (Eat it Steve)
8. Group On Commercials
9. Taylor Swift's angelic voice
10. Parody movies
11. Bichael Borelli's positivity
12. Anytime the New York Jets, Chicago Cubs, Minnesota Twins or Ohio St. Buckeyes lose
13. Jackie Chiles
14. Michael Cera movies
15. The moment "24" was cancelled
16. The fact that I have to charge my phone at least twice a day.
17. This blog
18. LOLing
19. Health care
20. Anything Tyler Perry does
1. Pilgrims
2. Not Nickelback
3. Igloos
4. Grizzly Bears
5. When people call me and don't tell me about their problems.
6. The Twilight Saga
7. Beating "Rampage" in less than 24 hours (Eat it Steve)
8. Group On Commercials
9. Taylor Swift's angelic voice
10. Parody movies
11. Bichael Borelli's positivity
12. Anytime the New York Jets, Chicago Cubs, Minnesota Twins or Ohio St. Buckeyes lose
13. Jackie Chiles
14. Michael Cera movies
15. The moment "24" was cancelled
16. The fact that I have to charge my phone at least twice a day.
17. This blog
18. LOLing
19. Health care
20. Anything Tyler Perry does
Monday, February 7, 2011
Blog 7: Things I dislike
Many people have been stopping me on the streets, at a bar, at the grocery store, at work, at the bank, via text, via phone, via MMS, via voice about things that annoy me. Therefore, I will provide all of you the service of letting you know all at once on things that need to go away. I won't list everything as that will take the entire day, but I will give you the more important things that should not continue to be in the public eye. And as always, this is no particular order.
1. Black Eyed Peas and Katy Perry songs
2. Britney Spears
3. B96/Kiss 103.5 DJ's
4. Anything New York Jets related.
5. Southern Hip-Hop
6. People who post continuousfootball status updates on Facebook.
7. Adam Sandler Movies
8. People who tell me their problems.
9. Girls in Schaumburg, IL
10. UFC fans
11. Affliction/Tap Out shirts
12. Guys trying to emulate the Jersey Shore cast at the gym.
13. Hipsters/Emo's
14. American Idol
15. The 150+ employers I've sent resumes to since I graduated.
16. Stupid leg day at the stupid gym.
17. Brett Farve retiring then unretiring then retiring then unretiring etc..
18. Call of Duty games
19. Fox News
20. Nickelback
1. Black Eyed Peas and Katy Perry songs
2. Britney Spears
3. B96/Kiss 103.5 DJ's
4. Anything New York Jets related.
5. Southern Hip-Hop
6. People who post continuous
7. Adam Sandler Movies
8. People who tell me their problems.
9. Girls in Schaumburg, IL
10. UFC fans
11. Affliction/Tap Out shirts
12. Guys trying to emulate the Jersey Shore cast at the gym.
13. Hipsters/Emo's
14. American Idol
15. The 150+ employers I've sent resumes to since I graduated.
16. Stupid leg day at the stupid gym.
17. Brett Farve retiring then unretiring then retiring then unretiring etc..
18. Call of Duty games
19. Fox News
20. Nickelback
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Blog 6: Don't be Stupid
Second blog is as many days. You should be grateful that I'm dropping more knowledge onto all of you. This is somewhat of a continuation of Blog Wooo. It's simply called "Don't be Stupid". I'm sick of you people being stupid. You know who you are. If you have to question if this post is about you, then it probably is. I'm not going to rant, it's going to be short and sweet. Don't be stupid. Don't let people take advantage of you. People are evil and will do all that they can to get an advantage on you if you are weak. While I don't give an F about any problems you may encounter, I don't want to see my friends get taken advantage of but when this happens on a normal basis, I get mad and at this point I don't give an F if you do get taken advantage of. The bottom line is, everyone has a clean slate (which is quite generous) if you ask me. You have ONE chance. You act stupid, and don't heed anybody's warning, then don't come crying to me or other people close to me if you do get F'd over by someone. We're all at the age where we shouldn't be naive. I know some understand this more than others, but that's not my problem. This is the last warning. When 4-7 people tell you the same thing and you do the exact opposite, don't come crying to us. We don't care anymore. This is not personal, strictly business....actually it's 100% personal. Don't be stupid. Stay warm, pals!
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Blog 5: First day of Black History Month and the whole city is White!
Hello Snow,
You're the reason it took me 2 hours (120 minutes) to get home from work today. However, you are also the reason I was able to leave two hours early. Snow, you're the reason I could only drive 20MPH home, which led to taking me 2 hours (120 minutes) to get home from work today. I hate you snow when I have to drive. I love you though, when I don't have anywhere to go. Snow, you're the reason why I am going to call out sick tomorrow. I also love when you come to life and help cartoon kids. It's sweet when you help others. You're the reason why I took a week off from the gym. Snow, you are racist that you would fall this much on day 1 of Black History Month. The entire CHI-city is white right now. Very insensitive. I will forgive you though, because you have gave me so many fun memories as a young man. You're the reason why I have skied down the bunny hills. Sled down different hills in the Northwest suburbs of beautiful Chicago, Illinois. You're the reason why I broke the passenger side door of a 1994 Ford Escort. There are many reasons why we all love and hate the sexy, beautiful precipitation that is currently falling from the heavens. I would love for all 3 of you to comment with your favorite snow memory on this beautiful evening.
You're the reason it took me 2 hours (120 minutes) to get home from work today. However, you are also the reason I was able to leave two hours early. Snow, you're the reason I could only drive 20MPH home, which led to taking me 2 hours (120 minutes) to get home from work today. I hate you snow when I have to drive. I love you though, when I don't have anywhere to go. Snow, you're the reason why I am going to call out sick tomorrow. I also love when you come to life and help cartoon kids. It's sweet when you help others. You're the reason why I took a week off from the gym. Snow, you are racist that you would fall this much on day 1 of Black History Month. The entire CHI-city is white right now. Very insensitive. I will forgive you though, because you have gave me so many fun memories as a young man. You're the reason why I have skied down the bunny hills. Sled down different hills in the Northwest suburbs of beautiful Chicago, Illinois. You're the reason why I broke the passenger side door of a 1994 Ford Escort. There are many reasons why we all love and hate the sexy, beautiful precipitation that is currently falling from the heavens. I would love for all 3 of you to comment with your favorite snow memory on this beautiful evening.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Blog Wooo (4): Leave Me the F Alone.
Hello friends! In my first blog I said that you would learn about my dislikes, well today is your lucky day, as I will tell you about one of my dislikes.
As you can tell by my title, I just want people to leave me the F alone. If you have a problem, whether it be financial, personal, or anything really, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. If I could quote American poet, Shawn Carter, "I got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't one", this reigns so true...We all have f*cking problems. Do I run to you when I'm upset about something? I'll answer it for you, No, no I don't. Why? Because I man the F up and deal with it myself. I realize there are many out there who aren't as strong as myself. Well, here's some advice, go to your pastor, go to your parents, your sister, brother, girlfriend, boyfriend, go to your freaking banker for all I care. DO NOT GO TO ME. I don't care about your problems. If it doesn't involve me, then keep it that way and don't tell me. I subscribe to the mantra of mindyourfnbusiness.com which basically means shut the F up. I don't care.
If you break up with your significant other, it was probably for a reason. If you are unhappy about it, then talk to someone who ISN'T THAT PERSON. Get some advice from your family members and people your respect...then MAKE THE DECISION ON YOUR F*CKING OWN. It's your life, your relationship, who cares what your friends think. They're probably idiots anyway.
If you are having financial problems...Then you probably should STOP BUYING UNNECESSARY SH*T YOU DON'T NEED. Open a savings account. Don't go out to eat as much as you do. Don't buy things for people. If you are in a relationship and you're afraid they'll break up with you for not buying anything for them, then NEWSFLASH, you're dating a hooker.
And for any other problem you may endure in your life, you can really use this advice for any problem you may have. Basically just man the F up, deal with it yourself, because ultimately it's your problem and you must solve it. Don't be dumb. If you're not an idiot, then you will figure out a way to solve the problem, now if you're a moron, then please, please, REFRAIN FROM CALLING ME. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.
As you can tell by my title, I just want people to leave me the F alone. If you have a problem, whether it be financial, personal, or anything really, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. If I could quote American poet, Shawn Carter, "I got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't one", this reigns so true...We all have f*cking problems. Do I run to you when I'm upset about something? I'll answer it for you, No, no I don't. Why? Because I man the F up and deal with it myself. I realize there are many out there who aren't as strong as myself. Well, here's some advice, go to your pastor, go to your parents, your sister, brother, girlfriend, boyfriend, go to your freaking banker for all I care. DO NOT GO TO ME. I don't care about your problems. If it doesn't involve me, then keep it that way and don't tell me. I subscribe to the mantra of mindyourfnbusiness.com which basically means shut the F up. I don't care.
If you break up with your significant other, it was probably for a reason. If you are unhappy about it, then talk to someone who ISN'T THAT PERSON. Get some advice from your family members and people your respect...then MAKE THE DECISION ON YOUR F*CKING OWN. It's your life, your relationship, who cares what your friends think. They're probably idiots anyway.
If you are having financial problems...Then you probably should STOP BUYING UNNECESSARY SH*T YOU DON'T NEED. Open a savings account. Don't go out to eat as much as you do. Don't buy things for people. If you are in a relationship and you're afraid they'll break up with you for not buying anything for them, then NEWSFLASH, you're dating a hooker.
And for any other problem you may endure in your life, you can really use this advice for any problem you may have. Basically just man the F up, deal with it yourself, because ultimately it's your problem and you must solve it. Don't be dumb. If you're not an idiot, then you will figure out a way to solve the problem, now if you're a moron, then please, please, REFRAIN FROM CALLING ME. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.
Monday, January 24, 2011
Blog 3: Sports fans are stupid people
I, like three of my four loyal followers are pretty big sports fans. While, I won't watch any sport, when it comes to MLB, NFL or NBA, I will watch any game, even if the teams do not appeal to me. That being said, a good portion of sports fans, especially Chicago sports fans are extremely stupid people.
1. Chicago Cubs fans are on the top of that list. The good ones get lost in the shuffle because of the d-bag frat boys that often frequent Wrigley.
2. Chicago White Sox fans are a close second. While, it's no secret, I am a die hard White Sox fan, I cannot support the people that "cheer" for my team. Majority of them are idiotic hicks and thats being kind.
3. I don't really care about hockey, so I'm not sure much about their fans, expect most of them are white.
4. Chicago Bulls fans are the best fans in Chicago. By far.
5. Chicago Bears fans are pathetic mainly because of the outcry of the Jay Cutler injury. The man has a torn MCL and Bears fans are crying because he's not "Chicago tough". Those are the same people that would call in from work because of a stubbed toe. The Caleb Hanie talk on how he should be the starter next year is by far the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my life.
If you disagree with any of the above content, then you are an idiot. Thanks for reading!
1. Chicago Cubs fans are on the top of that list. The good ones get lost in the shuffle because of the d-bag frat boys that often frequent Wrigley.
2. Chicago White Sox fans are a close second. While, it's no secret, I am a die hard White Sox fan, I cannot support the people that "cheer" for my team. Majority of them are idiotic hicks and thats being kind.
3. I don't really care about hockey, so I'm not sure much about their fans, expect most of them are white.
4. Chicago Bulls fans are the best fans in Chicago. By far.
5. Chicago Bears fans are pathetic mainly because of the outcry of the Jay Cutler injury. The man has a torn MCL and Bears fans are crying because he's not "Chicago tough". Those are the same people that would call in from work because of a stubbed toe. The Caleb Hanie talk on how he should be the starter next year is by far the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my life.
If you disagree with any of the above content, then you are an idiot. Thanks for reading!
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Blog 2: The Art of Picking up Ladies
Welcome back to my (soon to be) award winning blog!
Today I will be giving everyone tips on how to pick up women at a bar, a grocery store, your place of employment, etc..
If you're like me then you have absolutely no problems with picking up women at any social location that you are in. If you're not (if you're reading this, then you probably aren't), then you probably have less game than a friend of mine (let's just call him Bichael Borelli). Well today is your lucky day because I am here to give you my personal list of do's and don't's when approaching the woman of your dreams.
There are many things you should Do when approaching a woman..
1. You should approach them while they are on their mobile device. The call probably isn't that important so it's not that big of a deal. They will be attracted to your boldness.
2. Always mention at least 2-things that remind them about an ex-girlfriend. --Common Courtesy
I have some pretty important Do Not's when approaching the girl of your dreams
1. Do not look them directly in the eye --They hate that.
2. Do not compliment them --You WILL get slapped in the face.
For obvious reasons, I cannot divulge all my tips on what you should do when meeting women. I have to leave that up to you, but as the days and weeks pass, I will give you a few more tips if you're struggling.
I also want to give you a few of my favorite pick-up lines that have worked on women multiple times.
- "Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see"--Classic!
- "You make my software turn into hardware"
- "You sure have a good looking tooth" --That'll mostly only work for Green Bay Packer female fans
I sincerely hope next time you are in a public setting and lay your eyes on a woman, you try some of these tips. They're pretty much bullet proof. Don't be like Bichael Borelli.
Today I will be giving everyone tips on how to pick up women at a bar, a grocery store, your place of employment, etc..
If you're like me then you have absolutely no problems with picking up women at any social location that you are in. If you're not (if you're reading this, then you probably aren't), then you probably have less game than a friend of mine (let's just call him Bichael Borelli). Well today is your lucky day because I am here to give you my personal list of do's and don't's when approaching the woman of your dreams.
There are many things you should Do when approaching a woman..
1. You should approach them while they are on their mobile device. The call probably isn't that important so it's not that big of a deal. They will be attracted to your boldness.
2. Always mention at least 2-things that remind them about an ex-girlfriend. --Common Courtesy
I have some pretty important Do Not's when approaching the girl of your dreams
1. Do not look them directly in the eye --They hate that.
2. Do not compliment them --You WILL get slapped in the face.
For obvious reasons, I cannot divulge all my tips on what you should do when meeting women. I have to leave that up to you, but as the days and weeks pass, I will give you a few more tips if you're struggling.
I also want to give you a few of my favorite pick-up lines that have worked on women multiple times.
- "Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see"--Classic!
- "You make my software turn into hardware"
- "You sure have a good looking tooth" --That'll mostly only work for Green Bay Packer female fans
I sincerely hope next time you are in a public setting and lay your eyes on a woman, you try some of these tips. They're pretty much bullet proof. Don't be like Bichael Borelli.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Back for the First Time
Hi There.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Me. This is inaugural blog from yours truly. In the coming months and years, you will come to learn about the real PLOB. There are many who claim to be "ill" but most fail in comparison to myself. Everything you learn on our journey of illness will be very real. You will learn about my life, my friends, my likes and you will most definitely learn about my dislikes. And without further ado..
2 friends and I thought about this brilliant concept 3 days ago, so when I decided to finally go through with this, I simply asked them for help with the actual name...with their infinite wisdom this is what I got in response.
plobsez.blogspo
whatwouldplobdo
petersbedtimest
plobspot.blogsp
plobular.plogsp
howtobeplobular
ineednewfriends
penetratingpete
getpersonalwith
I want to personally thank them for the efforts and the hours that they spent thinking about these wonderful, clever names.
Please look out in the coming days for Blog Number 2. You'll be pleasantly surprised by the subject matter.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Me. This is inaugural blog from yours truly. In the coming months and years, you will come to learn about the real PLOB. There are many who claim to be "ill" but most fail in comparison to myself. Everything you learn on our journey of illness will be very real. You will learn about my life, my friends, my likes and you will most definitely learn about my dislikes. And without further ado..
2 friends and I thought about this brilliant concept 3 days ago, so when I decided to finally go through with this, I simply asked them for help with the actual name...with their infinite wisdom this is what I got in response.
plobsez.blogspo
whatwouldplobdo
petersbedtimest
plobspot.blogsp
plobular.plogsp
howtobeplobular
ineednewfriends
penetratingpete
getpersonalwith
I want to personally thank them for the efforts and the hours that they spent thinking about these wonderful, clever names.
Please look out in the coming days for Blog Number 2. You'll be pleasantly surprised by the subject matter.
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