Thursday, February 10, 2011

Blog 9: First ever Live Movie blog- Saw: The Final Chapter

Welcome to the first of many "live movie blog". This installment is of "Saw: The Final Chapter"  There will be spoilers so if you haven't watched it, please refrain from reading this.







So far this movie sucks. I'm 22 minutes in and nothing has really happened except for Chester Bennington dying which was pretty sweet.  Now a black actress just killed a white dude. Racism much?  Now she's in therapy talking about what happened with a gentlemen who survived the Jigsaw challenge.  This is truly jumping all over the place.  Thank goodness, it's the final one.  Saw 1-3 were really great, the last 4 have been hit or miss.  Mostly miss. Now a creepy guy is talking about a promo dvd with the Jigsaw survivors.  I think he's just trying to make money off the horrible experience all these beautiful people had to endure.  That's not fair.  Now there's cops looking at a bloody body.  He's talking to a guy that looks like skinny Tracy Morgan. Now we hear Jigsaw's voice. Very creepy.   Jigsaw has "Bobby" because apparently he's a liar.  I saw if you don't have proof, you really can't be calling people out like that. Shame on you, Jigsaw, unless of course he has proof, then shame on me. Bobby supposedly deceived his wife.  If she's fat and ugly, it doesn't matter, because we all would do the same thing Bobby apparently did. He's in a weird cage and probably will die shortly.  Bobby's wife is also trapped and she can see him suffering on a strategically placed TV screen. Now there's a flashback of a Jigsaw survivor coming forward and it sure looks like her. They cut to some other scene. Wow, this movie really sucks.  Now a detective is talking to Jigsaw's widow.  She's narcing out the new Jigsaw, but the cop is playing "bad cop" and berating the young lady and calling her crazy.  Jigsaw knows where the wife is and now they have to go to another hideout and yet another scene during a important part of this scene. This is jumping too much. I'm done with this live blogging. Don't watch this movie. If you do, you're a stupid person.

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