Monday, February 14, 2011
Blog 10: The first ever "People's Choice" blog
It was recently brought to my attention that I'm too negative with this blog. Whatever. I am now giving the power to my loyal readers. I expect comments on my next topic. It could be anything you want it to be and I will incorporate it into Blog 11. I want anyone reading this to comment on what it should be. Again, anything you think would be interesting, funny, angry, political. Anything at all really. So flood the comments and I'll make your dreams come true.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Blog 9: First ever Live Movie blog- Saw: The Final Chapter
Welcome to the first of many "live movie blog". This installment is of "Saw: The Final Chapter" There will be spoilers so if you haven't watched it, please refrain from reading this.
So far this movie sucks. I'm 22 minutes in and nothing has really happened except for Chester Bennington dying which was pretty sweet. Now a black actress just killed a white dude. Racism much? Now she's in therapy talking about what happened with a gentlemen who survived the Jigsaw challenge. This is truly jumping all over the place. Thank goodness, it's the final one. Saw 1-3 were really great, the last 4 have been hit or miss. Mostly miss. Now a creepy guy is talking about a promo dvd with the Jigsaw survivors. I think he's just trying to make money off the horrible experience all these beautiful people had to endure. That's not fair. Now there's cops looking at a bloody body. He's talking to a guy that looks like skinny Tracy Morgan. Now we hear Jigsaw's voice. Very creepy. Jigsaw has "Bobby" because apparently he's a liar. I saw if you don't have proof, you really can't be calling people out like that. Shame on you, Jigsaw, unless of course he has proof, then shame on me. Bobby supposedly deceived his wife. If she's fat and ugly, it doesn't matter, because we all would do the same thing Bobby apparently did. He's in a weird cage and probably will die shortly. Bobby's wife is also trapped and she can see him suffering on a strategically placed TV screen. Now there's a flashback of a Jigsaw survivor coming forward and it sure looks like her. They cut to some other scene. Wow, this movie really sucks. Now a detective is talking to Jigsaw's widow. She's narcing out the new Jigsaw, but the cop is playing "bad cop" and berating the young lady and calling her crazy. Jigsaw knows where the wife is and now they have to go to another hideout and yet another scene during a important part of this scene. This is jumping too much. I'm done with this live blogging. Don't watch this movie. If you do, you're a stupid person.
So far this movie sucks. I'm 22 minutes in and nothing has really happened except for Chester Bennington dying which was pretty sweet. Now a black actress just killed a white dude. Racism much? Now she's in therapy talking about what happened with a gentlemen who survived the Jigsaw challenge. This is truly jumping all over the place. Thank goodness, it's the final one. Saw 1-3 were really great, the last 4 have been hit or miss. Mostly miss. Now a creepy guy is talking about a promo dvd with the Jigsaw survivors. I think he's just trying to make money off the horrible experience all these beautiful people had to endure. That's not fair. Now there's cops looking at a bloody body. He's talking to a guy that looks like skinny Tracy Morgan. Now we hear Jigsaw's voice. Very creepy. Jigsaw has "Bobby" because apparently he's a liar. I saw if you don't have proof, you really can't be calling people out like that. Shame on you, Jigsaw, unless of course he has proof, then shame on me. Bobby supposedly deceived his wife. If she's fat and ugly, it doesn't matter, because we all would do the same thing Bobby apparently did. He's in a weird cage and probably will die shortly. Bobby's wife is also trapped and she can see him suffering on a strategically placed TV screen. Now there's a flashback of a Jigsaw survivor coming forward and it sure looks like her. They cut to some other scene. Wow, this movie really sucks. Now a detective is talking to Jigsaw's widow. She's narcing out the new Jigsaw, but the cop is playing "bad cop" and berating the young lady and calling her crazy. Jigsaw knows where the wife is and now they have to go to another hideout and yet another scene during a important part of this scene. This is jumping too much. I'm done with this live blogging. Don't watch this movie. If you do, you're a stupid person.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Blog 8: Things I Don't Dislike
Yesterday I listed all the things that I don't like. I'm not a negative person, so I figured it was only fair to list some things I enjoy.
1. Pilgrims
2. Not Nickelback
3. Igloos
4. Grizzly Bears
5. When people call me and don't tell me about their problems.
6. The Twilight Saga
7. Beating "Rampage" in less than 24 hours (Eat it Steve)
8. Group On Commercials
9. Taylor Swift's angelic voice
10. Parody movies
11. Bichael Borelli's positivity
12. Anytime the New York Jets, Chicago Cubs, Minnesota Twins or Ohio St. Buckeyes lose
13. Jackie Chiles
14. Michael Cera movies
15. The moment "24" was cancelled
16. The fact that I have to charge my phone at least twice a day.
17. This blog
18. LOLing
19. Health care
20. Anything Tyler Perry does
1. Pilgrims
2. Not Nickelback
3. Igloos
4. Grizzly Bears
5. When people call me and don't tell me about their problems.
6. The Twilight Saga
7. Beating "Rampage" in less than 24 hours (Eat it Steve)
8. Group On Commercials
9. Taylor Swift's angelic voice
10. Parody movies
11. Bichael Borelli's positivity
12. Anytime the New York Jets, Chicago Cubs, Minnesota Twins or Ohio St. Buckeyes lose
13. Jackie Chiles
14. Michael Cera movies
15. The moment "24" was cancelled
16. The fact that I have to charge my phone at least twice a day.
17. This blog
18. LOLing
19. Health care
20. Anything Tyler Perry does
Monday, February 7, 2011
Blog 7: Things I dislike
Many people have been stopping me on the streets, at a bar, at the grocery store, at work, at the bank, via text, via phone, via MMS, via voice about things that annoy me. Therefore, I will provide all of you the service of letting you know all at once on things that need to go away. I won't list everything as that will take the entire day, but I will give you the more important things that should not continue to be in the public eye. And as always, this is no particular order.
1. Black Eyed Peas and Katy Perry songs
2. Britney Spears
3. B96/Kiss 103.5 DJ's
4. Anything New York Jets related.
5. Southern Hip-Hop
6. People who post continuousfootball status updates on Facebook.
7. Adam Sandler Movies
8. People who tell me their problems.
9. Girls in Schaumburg, IL
10. UFC fans
11. Affliction/Tap Out shirts
12. Guys trying to emulate the Jersey Shore cast at the gym.
13. Hipsters/Emo's
14. American Idol
15. The 150+ employers I've sent resumes to since I graduated.
16. Stupid leg day at the stupid gym.
17. Brett Farve retiring then unretiring then retiring then unretiring etc..
18. Call of Duty games
19. Fox News
20. Nickelback
1. Black Eyed Peas and Katy Perry songs
2. Britney Spears
3. B96/Kiss 103.5 DJ's
4. Anything New York Jets related.
5. Southern Hip-Hop
6. People who post continuous
7. Adam Sandler Movies
8. People who tell me their problems.
9. Girls in Schaumburg, IL
10. UFC fans
11. Affliction/Tap Out shirts
12. Guys trying to emulate the Jersey Shore cast at the gym.
13. Hipsters/Emo's
14. American Idol
15. The 150+ employers I've sent resumes to since I graduated.
16. Stupid leg day at the stupid gym.
17. Brett Farve retiring then unretiring then retiring then unretiring etc..
18. Call of Duty games
19. Fox News
20. Nickelback
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Blog 6: Don't be Stupid
Second blog is as many days. You should be grateful that I'm dropping more knowledge onto all of you. This is somewhat of a continuation of Blog Wooo. It's simply called "Don't be Stupid". I'm sick of you people being stupid. You know who you are. If you have to question if this post is about you, then it probably is. I'm not going to rant, it's going to be short and sweet. Don't be stupid. Don't let people take advantage of you. People are evil and will do all that they can to get an advantage on you if you are weak. While I don't give an F about any problems you may encounter, I don't want to see my friends get taken advantage of but when this happens on a normal basis, I get mad and at this point I don't give an F if you do get taken advantage of. The bottom line is, everyone has a clean slate (which is quite generous) if you ask me. You have ONE chance. You act stupid, and don't heed anybody's warning, then don't come crying to me or other people close to me if you do get F'd over by someone. We're all at the age where we shouldn't be naive. I know some understand this more than others, but that's not my problem. This is the last warning. When 4-7 people tell you the same thing and you do the exact opposite, don't come crying to us. We don't care anymore. This is not personal, strictly business....actually it's 100% personal. Don't be stupid. Stay warm, pals!
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Blog 5: First day of Black History Month and the whole city is White!
Hello Snow,
You're the reason it took me 2 hours (120 minutes) to get home from work today. However, you are also the reason I was able to leave two hours early. Snow, you're the reason I could only drive 20MPH home, which led to taking me 2 hours (120 minutes) to get home from work today. I hate you snow when I have to drive. I love you though, when I don't have anywhere to go. Snow, you're the reason why I am going to call out sick tomorrow. I also love when you come to life and help cartoon kids. It's sweet when you help others. You're the reason why I took a week off from the gym. Snow, you are racist that you would fall this much on day 1 of Black History Month. The entire CHI-city is white right now. Very insensitive. I will forgive you though, because you have gave me so many fun memories as a young man. You're the reason why I have skied down the bunny hills. Sled down different hills in the Northwest suburbs of beautiful Chicago, Illinois. You're the reason why I broke the passenger side door of a 1994 Ford Escort. There are many reasons why we all love and hate the sexy, beautiful precipitation that is currently falling from the heavens. I would love for all 3 of you to comment with your favorite snow memory on this beautiful evening.
You're the reason it took me 2 hours (120 minutes) to get home from work today. However, you are also the reason I was able to leave two hours early. Snow, you're the reason I could only drive 20MPH home, which led to taking me 2 hours (120 minutes) to get home from work today. I hate you snow when I have to drive. I love you though, when I don't have anywhere to go. Snow, you're the reason why I am going to call out sick tomorrow. I also love when you come to life and help cartoon kids. It's sweet when you help others. You're the reason why I took a week off from the gym. Snow, you are racist that you would fall this much on day 1 of Black History Month. The entire CHI-city is white right now. Very insensitive. I will forgive you though, because you have gave me so many fun memories as a young man. You're the reason why I have skied down the bunny hills. Sled down different hills in the Northwest suburbs of beautiful Chicago, Illinois. You're the reason why I broke the passenger side door of a 1994 Ford Escort. There are many reasons why we all love and hate the sexy, beautiful precipitation that is currently falling from the heavens. I would love for all 3 of you to comment with your favorite snow memory on this beautiful evening.
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