Blog 26: The Return

Hello loyal, faithful individuals,

No, please don't re-adjust your glasses, this blog just made a more anticipated return than Derrick Rose returning to the playoffs this weekend. 

I just want to catch everyone up on the whereabouts of the blog and what has happened since. Now I have promised many a times that I will make this a regular thing, but due to my having a life, this will likely never be the case.  I will do my best to do what I do best and we all know that is basically anything and everything.  First thing on the agenda is for some reason this is Blog 26, and this is blog entry 28 somehow. I'm clearly bad at numbers. Oh well. 

Things have happened. Some good, some bad, some sad, some glad. I want to get the sad stuff out of the way first. RIP Grandma. You were and will always be the most important person in my life. I love you. 

The glad stuff: Some weddings happened, some babies happened, some fun stuff happened. While I am grateful for some of the people in my life, this is kind of boring, so I will move on. 

The other stuff doesn't matter either, all that matters is I'm entering and touching you via this blog post and entering and touching you is going to be the highlight of your life.  

I look forward of continuing the tradition of blog posts every 15 months or so. Was this blog worth the wait? Undoubtedly the only answers is not in the least. 

Enjoy your day!

Blog 25: Best of 2013

As 2013 winds down, it's time to look back at the hits of the year.  2013 certainly graced us with nothing but greatness and we are so lucky to live during this era.  So without further ado, let's take a look at the best of 2013!

Phone: Any windows phone

Choke job: 2013 Chicago Bears

Blog: A Day in the Life of Hungover Barbie

NFL Rookie: Geno Smith

Roommate: Bichael Borelli (See Blog 2 if you're confused)

Movie: Fast and Furious 6

Album: Reincarnated by Snoop Lion 

Artist: One Direction 

City in America: Detroit 

Bank: Chemical Bank

Ben Roethlisberger's Annual "Citizen of the Year" Award: Jameis Winston

Lesbian: Anyone not named Steph 

Phrase: Totes Adorbs

Trend: #hashtag

Those were some of my favorite categories and I would love to see your picks in the comment section of this wonderful, terrific and rarely updated blog!

I hope you all have the best 2014 you could possibly have!

Blog 24: How to Throw a Party

Welcome back to the best thing on the internet. This post will outline what you will need to throw a successful party. Now I've thrown 40943 successful parties in my life. With that being said, I cannot guarantee that your party will be a success but if you follow this guidelines, it will at worst be mediocre kind of like your life.

1. Be me. If you have the unfortunate luck of not being me then try your best. You will likely fail, but at least you can take solace in knowing you tried.
2.  If you're having a dinner party, make sure you have a dinner that people will like. More specifically, make sure it's something you will enjoy. It doesn't matter if your guests like it or not. It's your party. They didn't have to come.
3. If you are serving alcohol, make sure there is no Miller Lite, Bud Light, PBR, etc.. If you have any of that beer, you are not a good person and your mother loathes your very existence.
4. Make sure you have good music that people can vibe to. If you play FUN PERIOD, then no one will show up to any more of your parties. If you play Soilwork, then you will want to party on a boat in  March.
5. The most important aspect of throwing a successful party are the people you invite. This is the difference between you and I. If I had a party with 15 broom sticks, it would still be more entertaining than 98% of the people reading this party. That's how great of a host I am.

I cannot stress enough that if you follow these things, you are not guaranteed a successful party, so you can't blame me when you continuously fall on your face with your failure friends, failure music, failure beer and failure party.

I want to thank my OG followers along with my new ones as we continue this ride I'm taking you on.

Blog 23: Racism 101

First and foremost, this blog is Cornelius Wa approved (Reference Blog 13 if you're confused)

Unrelated: I just reread blog 13 and I am truly a genius for starting this blog.

When you think of racism, you think of Republicans. I get it. You're also not wrong. The subject of the latest post of this award winning blog is racism. We all love it. Some of you deny it, but you all love it. There are no better jokes than racist jokes. However, majority of you are reckless when you are telling the jokes. There is a way to be offensive, and there is a way NOT to be offensive when you're telling your favorite racist joke. I will be going the route of being offensive. To some, racism is described as "hatred". I wouldn't look at this post as "hatred", I would describe it you're being educated on how racism is not hatred. Enjoy.

I couldn't really think a way to start this, so I think I'll just give some jokes about each group of people. Sounds harmless right?

Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
 Because there is a Target on every corner.

How do you blindfold an Asian
Use Dental Floss

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A Jew with a coupon.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either

These are the more tame version of the jokes. I didn't want to get too mean believe it or not. 

As my viewership is expanding, I actually am trying to appeal to each and every one of my fans. At the same time, I like to make fun of things, so if I offended anyone, deal with it. 

Some final stereotypes facts about groups of people:

White: Eating disorders
Black: Enjoys Tyler Perry movies
Asian: Kills dog then cooks them
Jew: Not their own stand alone racial group, I will never understand why they are described as such. With that being said, they're cheap.
Latin-Loves to work construction. 

This was another great edition of Origins. I hope you all enjoyed my racism facts and I hope you all learned a little something here today. I certainly did. 

Song of the Day: Africa by Toto 

Blog 22: My German Friends/Frenemies

I wasn't going to do another blog for a while, but after looking at my stats and apparently, I have a German fan. Thanks for your support Lukas (most popular German boys name), however I would prefer that my fan from Germany is Hannah (2nd most popular German girl name).

I wanted to give you some fun German facts:

-Germans are very punctual. You will never find a German who is ever late for work, an appointment, a meeting, they are "always on time" like that hit Ja Rule song.

-Germans enjoy scheduling out their day. They use day planners like Christian's use bibles. If a particular activity is not scheduled, it doesn't get done. Bottom line.

-Germans love beer and sausages. They make good beer. If you are a person who thinks Bud light or Miller lite is good, then you're stupid. Broaden your horizons a little when it comes to alcohol. Spend a few extra dollars and actually enjoy what you're drinking. Germans make extravagant sausage, or so I hear.

-Germans love rules and also soccer (futbol). Germans aren't actually talented in real sports so they stick with soccer. I played soccer for 15 years, so it's ok for me to say that. Germans set rules because they like ruining everyone's life. Except for the making good beer part of life.

-Germany has one of the lowest birthrates in the world. Look it up, nerds. I'm right. Anyway, this proves they hate children. Children are our future, and based on most children I've encountered especially my next door white trash neighbors, our future is very bleek. I support the Germans when it comes to this.

I hope you enjoyed all these German facts. I had fun giving out their secrets.

My personal favorite German movie is Inglorious Basterds. What are some of yours?

One more thing, we need to touch on the elephant in the room regarding Germans.

-They hate Jews. JUUUSSSTTT kidding!!! Or Am I?

(Hold for applause) (Drops mic)

Goodnight.

Blog 21: The Best of 2012

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This blog is about the best things in 2012. I don't care if you agree, I'm right, you're not (if you disagree with me).  Let's get started, shall we?

Artist of the Year: FUN PERIOD.

Need I say more? Their name is FUN PERIOD. Cleverness.

Jerk of the year: Steph

If having cross jeans isn't bad enough, just talk to her for 1.34 minutes, you'll buy what I'm selling.

Party of the year: Any of the parties I threw except for the one in early December.

Song of the year: That will.i.am/Britney collabo. It's SOOOO great. will.i.am is like william and it's so awesome. LOL.

Swedish Metal Band of the Year: Soilwork.

Saying of the Year: Yolo. When 12 years old give me life advice, I love that it's "You Only Live Once". It's SO true.

Moment of the Year: Anytime I did anything.

News Story of the Year: When revolutionary music group, The Black Eyed Peas announced their hiatus. The Statue of Liberty shed a tear.

Social Media Site of the Year: WriteAPrisoner.com

Religious Group of the Year: Druze

Insurance Company of the Year: The General Insurance

"The Mal Twitty Insurance Agent of the Year": Mal Twitty

Movie of the Year: Battleship. Rihanna's big screen debut was a huge hit.

Store of the Year: White Hen Pantry

Man of the Year: Me

I had fun tallying all these votes and it was great time thinking about all the great moments and wonderful people that contributed to a great 2012. I can't wait for the Best of 2013 blog already!!!

Blog 20.5: Best of 2012

I'm back, bit, Steve.

I know we're a few months into 2013, but I will be gracing you all with the best of 2012, which was known as the Year of Peter.

Unlike Detox, this will be happening very, very soon.

Warmest of Regards,

PLob

Blog 20: The Year of Peter

Welcome back.

It's been about six months since I last graced you with the thoughts of myself.  Well lots have happened since we last spoke.

Firstly, I got a new job.  And if you're a fan of this particular blog, you would know that's something I was desperately seeking.  I purchased my first home. (Yay me!)  I hosted my first "party" in my "first home".  I was a striking, classy host who tended to the needs and wants of each guest.  I was happy with it.  Outside of these things, not very much has happened. Lots of Chicago Whitesox bullsh*t happened, but we don't need to talk about that.  I'll keep this one short, I will continue to try to post more regularly.  Have a safe week, kids.  Do not forget, 2012-The Year of Peter. Remember that.

Thank you for your time.

Blog 19: Why I'm a Fashion Icon

Welcome back to the highlight of your day.  When most of you think of me, I'm sure "fashion icon" really isn't the first thing that comes to mind.  Well, that's because you're stupid.  It's not your fault, you just weren't raised properly.  That's why I created this blog.  My main focus is to show you the errors of your entire life.  I'm not doing it to put you down, I'm simply trying to make you a better person and with all of your support, I will eventually make you all decent human beings.  Thank you and you're welcome.

Now, being a fashion icon is a full time job.  I need to stay at least 32 steps ahead of the curve and I'm doing a fantastic job doing just that.  The main reason why I'm an icon are the plaid snapoff shirt.  I've been wearing that for over 3 years now.  I've had it since 2008 when NO ONE was rocking that shirt, now you go to a bar, club, mall, store, your favorite restaurant and you will find numerous people wearing that type of shirt. I was at a bar this past weekend, I will not mention the name of the bar because I don't market things unless they pay me, but I was there and I saw soooo many people wearing that shirt...actually I only saw one person, but he didn't make that shirt work like only I can. I clearly created that look and I'm cool with people stealing my things, but you have to make the shirt work, you can't just put it on and think the shirt will do all the work.  You have to know where to wear it, what colors to wear when you're at a certain bar, if you need more help, feel free to contact my assistant and she will help you out.  One more thing that puts me head and shoulders above other "icons" in the fashion game are those white wing tips that I wear on only very special occasions.  I've stopped on numerous occasions with people just wanting to stare and ogle the shoes.  I have two other pairs that I don't wear often, but I will break those out soon to see if they get the same attention.

I have many other examples to prove my superiority over everyone in the fashion business, but if you know me, you know I'm not arrogant.  I don't like to show people up and I refuse to do so even on a platform such as this reward winning blog.  

I appreciate you taking the time to learn about my fashion icon-ness. 

Blog 18: Untitled

I have absolutely no topic and don't feel like thinking about one.  I am just going to ramble until I stop.  How are things going all woooo (4) of my "followers"?  I hope well.  Things are doing alright with me. Thanks for asking.  While I am employed, I'm still trying to find another job. No such luck thus far.  I'm assuming with the forthcoming holiday weekend, this won't happen within the next 4-5 days or so.  I'll be patiently waiting like 50 Cent.

I do want to give everyone a shout out for not telling me about their problems.  It's much appreciated.  I didn't care back in blog 4 and I care even less today. 

As you all know, I'm currently in the middle of condo hunting.  I found one that I absolutely loved, but I was one day too late as the it was sold the day before I was formally putting in a offer.  I've found some other ones recently and their completely sucked.  I'll be looking at some more later this week and maybe I'll find one I may like.  

Watch the Throne is the new Detox.

If you plan on watching or watched the new Transformers movie and didn't hate it, please do me a few favors:  Unfollow this blog.  Unfollow me on Twitter.  Unfriend me on Facebook.  Delete my phone number from your mobile device.

I'll end this on a classy note: The Wooooth of July is rapidly approaching.  Be safe and celebrate Amurrica.

Why do I still do this blog? It sucks!  Thanks for reading!

Best Chain Ever

Blog 17: Ablogogy

Two blogs in two days. Didn't think that would ever happen again.

The sole reason why the Chicago Bulls lost game two of the Eastern Conference Finals is because of this very blog.  This blog has provided us many great memories over the last few months but it is responsible for the heart breaking loss.  The blog would like to ablogogize to anyone who watched the game, but most importantly, Origins would like to send the biggest ablogogy to the Chicago Bulls organization.  For the remainder of the blog being active, there will be no post on a game day.  This will allow the Bulls to trounce those Miami losers and dismantle either Dallas or Oklahoma City on their way to their 7th NBA Championship.  Once again, Origins is deeply sorry for it's mistake and rest assured it will learn from it's mistake and become a better blog because of it.

Bulls rule, Heat/Mavericks/Thunder drool!

Blog 16: Untitled

Welcome to blog 16.  I'll be honest, didn't think I'd make it this far.  First things first, I want to thank all of you who haven't come to me with your problems over the last couple of months.  It's much appreciated. To those who have, I really wasn't listening anyway, so you wasted your time. 

I really don't have a specific topic regarding Blog 16, so I figured I'd just give you random stuff.

-LeBron James is a b*tch.
-Regarding the Job interview from blog 15, I'm still waiting on a decision.
-I still don't care about your problems.
-I'm a fan of the Enjoy Sudoku Android app.
-Dirk Nowitzki is good at basketball.
-Common ISN'T a gangsta rapper. 
-This blog sucks.
-Chicago Bulls in 6. Dallas Mavericks in 7.
-Call of Duty games need to stop being made.
-I hate stupid leg day at the stupid gym.

2011 should be a fun summer. Alot of things happening, so I'm looking forward to that.  Special shout out to the 2030 Chicago White Sox opening day SS AJ Soutar who will be entering the world this fall.  This blog wasn't too ignorant, which I fully apologize for.  I promise I will more than make up for it on 17.  On that note, be well my special friends, hope you have a wonderful and glorious day.

Seacrest PLOB OUT!

Blog 15: Stuff

It's been a long time since I last graced all of you with a "fresh" new blog.  The time has come to drop knowledge. 

Many important things have happened since the last time I spoke to all of you.  The death of a horrible human being, a birth certificate scandal broke, a horrible Alabama tornado and least importantly, I finally got a job interview!!!  Since I am not one to talk politics or really care about anyone else's views, I will not use this blog to talk about current events.  

Now, I will talk about the interview, because it is important to me.  I hate my current job situation, it's a good company, but I hate people, especially stupid people, so this job is causing me to be very angry.  The interview I had today, I think went well.  I really couldn't tell.  However, the more I think about it, the more confidence I have that I will get that job.  Time will tell.  I will say this, if the job was about looking sexy as f*ck in a suit, I would've gotten hired on the spot.  But alas, it wasn't.  Now, if I don't get the job, I will be a little distraught as I feel I am more than qualified for the Marketing Coordinator job but there are other positions at other companies if this doesn't work out for me.  I know all of you care about this and that's why I'm informing you of this. 

If I do get the job, I will celebrate by punching one person of your choosing in the face.  You can leave a comment and tell me the person who you want punched and I will do it within 4 hours of getting the call/email that I am hired.  If not hired, I will punch you in the face. It's only fair.

Once again, I thank each one of you for being a loyal supporter of the PLOB cause.  

Go Bulls!

Blog 14: What are my Interests?

Literally millions of people stop me during my every day routine, whether it be going to the store to kill time before Wizards of Waverly Place airs, going to Denny's for dinner or even when I stare at chicks creepily at the gym. The one question every asks are "What are you interests?"  So, while I haven't blogged in a while, I thought I'd give all of you a glance into my world with some of the things I like to do.

I have many interests, some of it I'm extremely proud of, some of them, I am not very fond of.  I will list my interests and perhaps write a blurb on some of them.

And I must say, before any of you claim I'm just repeating myself, based on my "Things I Don't Dislike" blog,  I will say to you, "Shut Up, You're dumb. Don't make me end this blog prematurely."

1.  Terms such as "weak sauce"  I've only heard dbags use this term so I would like to know the origin of this type of lingo.
2.  Collecting Baseball Cards.
3.  www.foreverdunk.com
4.  Hipster bashing.
5.  Company's responding to one of my resumes.  Just one company. Seriously, ONE.
6.  Chicago White Sox pitching NOT blowing 4-run and 2-run leads against the Kansas City Royals.
7.   Not working weekends anymore. Seriously ONE company.
8.   Wishing Charlie Sheen OD's. 
9.  Having Interests.

Before I say goodbye maybe forever, who knows, Starting tomorrow (Thursday), I'm scheduled to work the next 7 days. Ugh.  So companies who follow my blog, If you're one of the many, many companies I've sent resumes too, call me, I'm available and ready to start my new career with your wonderful company.  I look forward to you giving me this opportunity and I intend to take the ball and run!  Thank you in advance, my future company!

Blog 13: Cornelius's 30th

March 26th, 2011 is the date.  The event is  Cornelius Wa's birthday.  The following post will be about what kind of shenanigans will take place on said date.  A little background information before I tell you what will happen.  He is a male.  He enjoys dual screens. He is a nerd.  He likes alcoholic beverages.  He likes to play video games. He is a nerd.  With that said, Let's find out what will happen on Saturday, shall we?!?

Cornelius will wake up with a massive hangover at around 8:30AM.  He will roll out of bed, look at his picture of his significant other, shed a few tears at her beauty and kiss the picture frame.  Creepy? Extremely.  He will have his morning cup of expresso and read the newspaper.  His morning will be his normal routine as he does every morning.  He will play "50 Cent:Bullet Proof" for a bit. Kill some thugs is how he usually starts his day.  Just because it's his birthday, won't make it any different. Anyway, enough of his boring routine.

The day will start off at the field museum, however I won't be there.  Neither will alcohol so who really cares.  After everyone leaves the museum, we will stare at hobo's and laugh at their misfortune.  It's horrible but we'll be down town and they'll be TONS of hobo's so can you really blame us?  After that, the drinking will start by 5PM.  We'll start bar hopping, probably visit 3-5 bars in the three hours or so before dinner.  Everyone can only drink hard liquor, if you order beer, you will be kicked out of our "crew".  Nobody wants that.  The ignorance will start at dinner.  We'll be going to taco bell.  Everyone will have $7.00 alotted to them.  Cornelius will be the one funding everyone will their dinner money.  It'll be a classy evening.  After that, thats when the party begins.  Drinks will be flowing.  I will be dancing like a jackass. MKP will be making fun of many hipsters, whites, emo's, wanksta's, anyone really.  Amy will have red hair, Angela will think twice why she's dating her jackass bf.  Marvin will do ironic things.  MM will be drinking creepily at his home.  By himself.  We will be drinking all night.  ALL NIGHT.  I envision alcohol poisoning for a few people.

I know what you're thinking...how will these brave people get home?  Who really cares at this point.  The point is Cornelius will have a memorable 30th.  We will cause a few hate crimes.  Most of us will get more learned at the museum. I will say I will hit on women but ultimately I won't because I'm a punk bitch.  Last but not least, we will feast on Taco Bell.  It'll truly be the best birthday. Ever.

Blog 12: Hi

Hello kind person who took time out to visit my "blog"

Let's be real.  Can we even call this a blog at this point? I usually forget about it until Steve pesters me to post something.  I will however try my hardest to post regularly as I have had many compliments on it.  Alright, what's been going on since the last time we spoke? The Tsunami that struck Japan was tragic. My thoughts and prayers definitely go out to those people.  I'm already sick of the Charlie Sheen thing. We get it, you're "crazy" Whatever. Get lost.  We lost Nate Dogg. Truly a sad day for any hip-hop fan.  Do yourself a favor and find "Oh No" by Mos Def and Pharoahe Monch feat. Nate Dogg. You'll be in for a treat.  The NCAA Tournament starts in less than 12 hours.  That's exciting if you're a basketball fan, even if you're not, it's good times.  Baseball starts in exactly 2 weeks.  That's good too.  Enough of that.

Wu-Tang is the greatest hip-hop group of all time.  If you disagree, you're an idiot. You have 9 gentlemen who not only make great group albums (sans the last two) and can come out individually and have great solo discs.  See Raekwon for an example.  You can say 3 of his 5 albums are must owns.  Method Man's first album is great.  Liquid Swords is one of the better hip-hop albums of all time.  RZA is a producing legend.  Inspectah Deck's Controlled Substance is solid as well.  Ghostface, do we even need to explain the genius of Mr. Killah?  ODB obviously, R.I.P. Dirt Dog.   I love underground hip-hop as much as the next white kid from the 'burbs, but Wu will be above everyone for the reasons I stated above.

Honorable Mentions:
OutKast are up there as well, don't get me wrong, Andre 3G and Big Boi are legends in their own right, but Wu has been more consistent.  UGK are in the conversation.  They never became mainstream which I respect.  The only song most people know from them are "International Players Anthem" which was featuring OutKast.  R.I.P. Pimp C.  Mobb Deep in the mid 90's had hit after hit after hit.  Not radio friendly hits either, straight hood classics.  I got into Gang Starr a few years before Guru passed away and I loved their albums.  DJ Premier is one of the greatest real hip-hop producers of all time and he proved it with Gang Starr.  While Wu is the greatest hip-hop group of all time, my two favorites are De La Soul and A Tribe Called Quest.  They were the opposite of Wu-Tang when it came to content but they two groups respectively, left a mark for hip-hop that may never be topped.  I know a lot of people don't like Q-Tip but forget about "Vivrant Thing", he's more than just that song.  He's more of a lyricist than that, you don't believe me, listen to Kamaal the Abstract.

Word.

Blog 11: "Winning"

Welcome back, friends!

This is part 2 of the "people's choice" blog.  I will write a little something about every comment I received on blog 10.

Positive energy is underrated especially when you're "winning".  However, if you're like anyone reading this, then you're probably a loser and the only energy you have is negative energy in which case you are not "winning".

My gayness is something that is getting a bit out of control apparently.  This blog is gay.  My affinity for gay porn is gay.  All the music on my iPod is gay.

Hipsters are unique, creative and sincerely caring people. Actually I can't even continue this sentence because it's complete crap.  I am going on a crusade from here on in to rid this world of hipsters because they don't deserve to breathe the same air as me.

The feeling that you get after you pet a puppy while looking at a rainbow after a sun shower is truly the best feeling in the world. It makes me tingle inside.  I would take that feeling over any other feeling in the history of feelings.  Anyone that doesn't agree with this is a stupid, stupid person.

The first annual people's choice blog was truly a fail.  Thanks to all of you who contributed to this monstrosity of a topic blog.  And to all of you, who don't want me to continue dropping knowledge via this blog, well, get bent, because I will continue to entertain for all my 5 fans.  

Blog 10: The first ever "People's Choice" blog

It was recently brought to my attention that I'm too negative with this blog. Whatever.  I am now giving the power to my loyal readers.  I expect comments on my next topic.  It could be anything you want it to be and I will incorporate it into Blog 11.  I want anyone reading this to comment on what it should be.  Again, anything you think would be interesting, funny, angry, political.  Anything at all really.  So flood the comments and I'll make your dreams come true.

Blog 9: First ever Live Movie blog- Saw: The Final Chapter

Welcome to the first of many "live movie blog". This installment is of "Saw: The Final Chapter"  There will be spoilers so if you haven't watched it, please refrain from reading this.







So far this movie sucks. I'm 22 minutes in and nothing has really happened except for Chester Bennington dying which was pretty sweet.  Now a black actress just killed a white dude. Racism much?  Now she's in therapy talking about what happened with a gentlemen who survived the Jigsaw challenge.  This is truly jumping all over the place.  Thank goodness, it's the final one.  Saw 1-3 were really great, the last 4 have been hit or miss.  Mostly miss. Now a creepy guy is talking about a promo dvd with the Jigsaw survivors.  I think he's just trying to make money off the horrible experience all these beautiful people had to endure.  That's not fair.  Now there's cops looking at a bloody body.  He's talking to a guy that looks like skinny Tracy Morgan. Now we hear Jigsaw's voice. Very creepy.   Jigsaw has "Bobby" because apparently he's a liar.  I saw if you don't have proof, you really can't be calling people out like that. Shame on you, Jigsaw, unless of course he has proof, then shame on me. Bobby supposedly deceived his wife.  If she's fat and ugly, it doesn't matter, because we all would do the same thing Bobby apparently did. He's in a weird cage and probably will die shortly.  Bobby's wife is also trapped and she can see him suffering on a strategically placed TV screen. Now there's a flashback of a Jigsaw survivor coming forward and it sure looks like her. They cut to some other scene. Wow, this movie really sucks.  Now a detective is talking to Jigsaw's widow.  She's narcing out the new Jigsaw, but the cop is playing "bad cop" and berating the young lady and calling her crazy.  Jigsaw knows where the wife is and now they have to go to another hideout and yet another scene during a important part of this scene. This is jumping too much. I'm done with this live blogging. Don't watch this movie. If you do, you're a stupid person.

Blog 8: Things I Don't Dislike

Yesterday I listed all the things that I don't like.  I'm not a negative person, so I figured it was only fair to list some things I enjoy.

1. Pilgrims
2. Not Nickelback
3. Igloos
4. Grizzly Bears
5. When people call me and don't tell me about their problems.
6. The Twilight Saga
7. Beating "Rampage" in less than 24 hours (Eat it Steve)
8. Group On Commercials
9. Taylor Swift's angelic voice
10. Parody movies
11. Bichael Borelli's positivity
12. Anytime the New York Jets, Chicago Cubs, Minnesota Twins or Ohio St. Buckeyes lose
13. Jackie Chiles
14. Michael Cera movies
15. The moment "24" was cancelled
16. The fact that I have to charge my phone at least twice a day.
17. This blog
18. LOLing
19. Health care
20. Anything Tyler Perry does