Thursday, May 19, 2011

Blog 17: Ablogogy

Two blogs in two days. Didn't think that would ever happen again.

The sole reason why the Chicago Bulls lost game two of the Eastern Conference Finals is because of this very blog.  This blog has provided us many great memories over the last few months but it is responsible for the heart breaking loss.  The blog would like to ablogogize to anyone who watched the game, but most importantly, Origins would like to send the biggest ablogogy to the Chicago Bulls organization.  For the remainder of the blog being active, there will be no post on a game day.  This will allow the Bulls to trounce those Miami losers and dismantle either Dallas or Oklahoma City on their way to their 7th NBA Championship.  Once again, Origins is deeply sorry for it's mistake and rest assured it will learn from it's mistake and become a better blog because of it.

Bulls rule, Heat/Mavericks/Thunder drool!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Blog 16: Untitled

Welcome to blog 16.  I'll be honest, didn't think I'd make it this far.  First things first, I want to thank all of you who haven't come to me with your problems over the last couple of months.  It's much appreciated. To those who have, I really wasn't listening anyway, so you wasted your time. 

I really don't have a specific topic regarding Blog 16, so I figured I'd just give you random stuff.

-LeBron James is a b*tch.
-Regarding the Job interview from blog 15, I'm still waiting on a decision.
-I still don't care about your problems.
-I'm a fan of the Enjoy Sudoku Android app.
-Dirk Nowitzki is good at basketball.
-Common ISN'T a gangsta rapper. 
-This blog sucks.
-Chicago Bulls in 6. Dallas Mavericks in 7.
-Call of Duty games need to stop being made.
-I hate stupid leg day at the stupid gym.

2011 should be a fun summer. Alot of things happening, so I'm looking forward to that.  Special shout out to the 2030 Chicago White Sox opening day SS AJ Soutar who will be entering the world this fall.  This blog wasn't too ignorant, which I fully apologize for.  I promise I will more than make up for it on 17.  On that note, be well my special friends, hope you have a wonderful and glorious day.

Seacrest PLOB OUT!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Blog 15: Stuff

It's been a long time since I last graced all of you with a "fresh" new blog.  The time has come to drop knowledge. 

Many important things have happened since the last time I spoke to all of you.  The death of a horrible human being, a birth certificate scandal broke, a horrible Alabama tornado and least importantly, I finally got a job interview!!!  Since I am not one to talk politics or really care about anyone else's views, I will not use this blog to talk about current events.  

Now, I will talk about the interview, because it is important to me.  I hate my current job situation, it's a good company, but I hate people, especially stupid people, so this job is causing me to be very angry.  The interview I had today, I think went well.  I really couldn't tell.  However, the more I think about it, the more confidence I have that I will get that job.  Time will tell.  I will say this, if the job was about looking sexy as f*ck in a suit, I would've gotten hired on the spot.  But alas, it wasn't.  Now, if I don't get the job, I will be a little distraught as I feel I am more than qualified for the Marketing Coordinator job but there are other positions at other companies if this doesn't work out for me.  I know all of you care about this and that's why I'm informing you of this. 

If I do get the job, I will celebrate by punching one person of your choosing in the face.  You can leave a comment and tell me the person who you want punched and I will do it within 4 hours of getting the call/email that I am hired.  If not hired, I will punch you in the face. It's only fair.

Once again, I thank each one of you for being a loyal supporter of the PLOB cause.  

Go Bulls!