Welcome back.
It's been about six months since I last graced you with the thoughts of myself. Well lots have happened since we last spoke.
Firstly, I got a new job. And if you're a fan of this particular blog, you would know that's something I was desperately seeking. I purchased my first home. (Yay me!) I hosted my first "party" in my "first home". I was a striking, classy host who tended to the needs and wants of each guest. I was happy with it. Outside of these things, not very much has happened. Lots of Chicago Whitesox bullsh*t happened, but we don't need to talk about that. I'll keep this one short, I will continue to try to post more regularly. Have a safe week, kids. Do not forget, 2012-The Year of Peter. Remember that.
Thank you for your time.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Blog 19: Why I'm a Fashion Icon
Welcome back to the highlight of your day. When most of you think of me, I'm sure "fashion icon" really isn't the first thing that comes to mind. Well, that's because you're stupid. It's not your fault, you just weren't raised properly. That's why I created this blog. My main focus is to show you the errors of your entire life. I'm not doing it to put you down, I'm simply trying to make you a better person and with all of your support, I will eventually make you all decent human beings. Thank you and you're welcome.
Now, being a fashion icon is a full time job. I need to stay at least 32 steps ahead of the curve and I'm doing a fantastic job doing just that. The main reason why I'm an icon are the plaid snapoff shirt. I've been wearing that for over 3 years now. I've had it since 2008 when NO ONE was rocking that shirt, now you go to a bar, club, mall, store, your favorite restaurant and you will find numerous people wearing that type of shirt. I was at a bar this past weekend, I will not mention the name of the bar because I don't market things unless they pay me, but I was there and I saw soooo many people wearing that shirt...actually I only saw one person, but he didn't make that shirt work like only I can. I clearly created that look and I'm cool with people stealing my things, but you have to make the shirt work, you can't just put it on and think the shirt will do all the work. You have to know where to wear it, what colors to wear when you're at a certain bar, if you need more help, feel free to contact my assistant and she will help you out. One more thing that puts me head and shoulders above other "icons" in the fashion game are those white wing tips that I wear on only very special occasions. I've stopped on numerous occasions with people just wanting to stare and ogle the shoes. I have two other pairs that I don't wear often, but I will break those out soon to see if they get the same attention.
I have many other examples to prove my superiority over everyone in the fashion business, but if you know me, you know I'm not arrogant. I don't like to show people up and I refuse to do so even on a platform such as this reward winning blog.
I appreciate you taking the time to learn about my fashion icon-ness.
Now, being a fashion icon is a full time job. I need to stay at least 32 steps ahead of the curve and I'm doing a fantastic job doing just that. The main reason why I'm an icon are the plaid snapoff shirt. I've been wearing that for over 3 years now. I've had it since 2008 when NO ONE was rocking that shirt, now you go to a bar, club, mall, store, your favorite restaurant and you will find numerous people wearing that type of shirt. I was at a bar this past weekend, I will not mention the name of the bar because I don't market things unless they pay me, but I was there and I saw soooo many people wearing that shirt...actually I only saw one person, but he didn't make that shirt work like only I can. I clearly created that look and I'm cool with people stealing my things, but you have to make the shirt work, you can't just put it on and think the shirt will do all the work. You have to know where to wear it, what colors to wear when you're at a certain bar, if you need more help, feel free to contact my assistant and she will help you out. One more thing that puts me head and shoulders above other "icons" in the fashion game are those white wing tips that I wear on only very special occasions. I've stopped on numerous occasions with people just wanting to stare and ogle the shoes. I have two other pairs that I don't wear often, but I will break those out soon to see if they get the same attention.
I have many other examples to prove my superiority over everyone in the fashion business, but if you know me, you know I'm not arrogant. I don't like to show people up and I refuse to do so even on a platform such as this reward winning blog.
I appreciate you taking the time to learn about my fashion icon-ness.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Blog 18: Untitled
I have absolutely no topic and don't feel like thinking about one. I am just going to ramble until I stop. How are things going all woooo (4) of my "followers"? I hope well. Things are doing alright with me. Thanks for asking. While I am employed, I'm still trying to find another job. No such luck thus far. I'm assuming with the forthcoming holiday weekend, this won't happen within the next 4-5 days or so. I'll be patiently waiting like 50 Cent.
I do want to give everyone a shout out for not telling me about their problems. It's much appreciated. I didn't care back in blog 4 and I care even less today.
As you all know, I'm currently in the middle of condo hunting. I found one that I absolutely loved, but I was one day too late as the it was sold the day before I was formally putting in a offer. I've found some other ones recently and their completely sucked. I'll be looking at some more later this week and maybe I'll find one I may like.
Watch the Throne is the new Detox.
If you plan on watching or watched the new Transformers movie and didn't hate it, please do me a few favors: Unfollow this blog. Unfollow me on Twitter. Unfriend me on Facebook. Delete my phone number from your mobile device.
I'll end this on a classy note: The Wooooth of July is rapidly approaching. Be safe and celebrate Amurrica.
Why do I still do this blog? It sucks! Thanks for reading!
Best Chain Ever
I do want to give everyone a shout out for not telling me about their problems. It's much appreciated. I didn't care back in blog 4 and I care even less today.
As you all know, I'm currently in the middle of condo hunting. I found one that I absolutely loved, but I was one day too late as the it was sold the day before I was formally putting in a offer. I've found some other ones recently and their completely sucked. I'll be looking at some more later this week and maybe I'll find one I may like.
Watch the Throne is the new Detox.
If you plan on watching or watched the new Transformers movie and didn't hate it, please do me a few favors: Unfollow this blog. Unfollow me on Twitter. Unfriend me on Facebook. Delete my phone number from your mobile device.
I'll end this on a classy note: The Wooooth of July is rapidly approaching. Be safe and celebrate Amurrica.
Why do I still do this blog? It sucks! Thanks for reading!
Best Chain Ever
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Blog 17: Ablogogy
Two blogs in two days. Didn't think that would ever happen again.
The sole reason why the Chicago Bulls lost game two of the Eastern Conference Finals is because of this very blog. This blog has provided us many great memories over the last few months but it is responsible for the heart breaking loss. The blog would like to ablogogize to anyone who watched the game, but most importantly, Origins would like to send the biggest ablogogy to the Chicago Bulls organization. For the remainder of the blog being active, there will be no post on a game day. This will allow the Bulls to trounce those Miami losers and dismantle either Dallas or Oklahoma City on their way to their 7th NBA Championship. Once again, Origins is deeply sorry for it's mistake and rest assured it will learn from it's mistake and become a better blog because of it.
Bulls rule, Heat/Mavericks/Thunder drool!
The sole reason why the Chicago Bulls lost game two of the Eastern Conference Finals is because of this very blog. This blog has provided us many great memories over the last few months but it is responsible for the heart breaking loss. The blog would like to ablogogize to anyone who watched the game, but most importantly, Origins would like to send the biggest ablogogy to the Chicago Bulls organization. For the remainder of the blog being active, there will be no post on a game day. This will allow the Bulls to trounce those Miami losers and dismantle either Dallas or Oklahoma City on their way to their 7th NBA Championship. Once again, Origins is deeply sorry for it's mistake and rest assured it will learn from it's mistake and become a better blog because of it.
Bulls rule, Heat/Mavericks/Thunder drool!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Blog 16: Untitled
Welcome to blog 16. I'll be honest, didn't think I'd make it this far. First things first, I want to thank all of you who haven't come to me with your problems over the last couple of months. It's much appreciated. To those who have, I really wasn't listening anyway, so you wasted your time.
I really don't have a specific topic regarding Blog 16, so I figured I'd just give you random stuff.
-LeBron James is a b*tch.
-Regarding the Job interview from blog 15, I'm still waiting on a decision.
-I still don't care about your problems.
-I'm a fan of the Enjoy Sudoku Android app.
-Dirk Nowitzki is good at basketball.
-Common ISN'T a gangsta rapper.
-This blog sucks.
-Chicago Bulls in 6. Dallas Mavericks in 7.
-Call of Duty games need to stop being made.
-I hate stupid leg day at the stupid gym.
2011 should be a fun summer. Alot of things happening, so I'm looking forward to that. Special shout out to the 2030 Chicago White Sox opening day SS AJ Soutar who will be entering the world this fall. This blog wasn't too ignorant, which I fully apologize for. I promise I will more than make up for it on 17. On that note, be well my special friends, hope you have a wonderful and glorious day.
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I really don't have a specific topic regarding Blog 16, so I figured I'd just give you random stuff.
-LeBron James is a b*tch.
-Regarding the Job interview from blog 15, I'm still waiting on a decision.
-I still don't care about your problems.
-I'm a fan of the Enjoy Sudoku Android app.
-Dirk Nowitzki is good at basketball.
-Common ISN'T a gangsta rapper.
-This blog sucks.
-Chicago Bulls in 6. Dallas Mavericks in 7.
-Call of Duty games need to stop being made.
-I hate stupid leg day at the stupid gym.
2011 should be a fun summer. Alot of things happening, so I'm looking forward to that. Special shout out to the 2030 Chicago White Sox opening day SS AJ Soutar who will be entering the world this fall. This blog wasn't too ignorant, which I fully apologize for. I promise I will more than make up for it on 17. On that note, be well my special friends, hope you have a wonderful and glorious day.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Blog 15: Stuff
It's been a long time since I last graced all of you with a "fresh" new blog. The time has come to drop knowledge.
Many important things have happened since the last time I spoke to all of you. The death of a horrible human being, a birth certificate scandal broke, a horrible Alabama tornado and least importantly, I finally got a job interview!!! Since I am not one to talk politics or really care about anyone else's views, I will not use this blog to talk about current events.
Now, I will talk about the interview, because it is important to me. I hate my current job situation, it's a good company, but I hate people, especially stupid people, so this job is causing me to be very angry. The interview I had today, I think went well. I really couldn't tell. However, the more I think about it, the more confidence I have that I will get that job. Time will tell. I will say this, if the job was about looking sexy as f*ck in a suit, I would've gotten hired on the spot. But alas, it wasn't. Now, if I don't get the job, I will be a little distraught as I feel I am more than qualified for the Marketing Coordinator job but there are other positions at other companies if this doesn't work out for me. I know all of you care about this and that's why I'm informing you of this.
If I do get the job, I will celebrate by punching one person of your choosing in the face. You can leave a comment and tell me the person who you want punched and I will do it within 4 hours of getting the call/email that I am hired. If not hired, I will punch you in the face. It's only fair.
Once again, I thank each one of you for being a loyal supporter of the PLOB cause.
Go Bulls!
Many important things have happened since the last time I spoke to all of you. The death of a horrible human being, a birth certificate scandal broke, a horrible Alabama tornado and least importantly, I finally got a job interview!!! Since I am not one to talk politics or really care about anyone else's views, I will not use this blog to talk about current events.
Now, I will talk about the interview, because it is important to me. I hate my current job situation, it's a good company, but I hate people, especially stupid people, so this job is causing me to be very angry. The interview I had today, I think went well. I really couldn't tell. However, the more I think about it, the more confidence I have that I will get that job. Time will tell. I will say this, if the job was about looking sexy as f*ck in a suit, I would've gotten hired on the spot. But alas, it wasn't. Now, if I don't get the job, I will be a little distraught as I feel I am more than qualified for the Marketing Coordinator job but there are other positions at other companies if this doesn't work out for me. I know all of you care about this and that's why I'm informing you of this.
If I do get the job, I will celebrate by punching one person of your choosing in the face. You can leave a comment and tell me the person who you want punched and I will do it within 4 hours of getting the call/email that I am hired. If not hired, I will punch you in the face. It's only fair.
Once again, I thank each one of you for being a loyal supporter of the PLOB cause.
Go Bulls!
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Blog 14: What are my Interests?
Literally millions of people stop me during my every day routine, whether it be going to the store to kill time before Wizards of Waverly Place airs, going to Denny's for dinner or even when I stare at chicks creepily at the gym. The one question every asks are "What are you interests?" So, while I haven't blogged in a while, I thought I'd give all of you a glance into my world with some of the things I like to do.
I have many interests, some of it I'm extremely proud of, some of them, I am not very fond of. I will list my interests and perhaps write a blurb on some of them.
And I must say, before any of you claim I'm just repeating myself, based on my "Things I Don't Dislike" blog, I will say to you, "Shut Up, You're dumb. Don't make me end this blog prematurely."
1. Terms such as "weak sauce" I've only heard dbags use this term so I would like to know the origin of this type of lingo.
2. Collecting Baseball Cards.
3. www.foreverdunk.com
4. Hipster bashing.
5. Company's responding to one of my resumes. Just one company. Seriously, ONE.
6. Chicago White Sox pitching NOT blowing 4-run and 2-run leads against the Kansas City Royals.
7. Not working weekends anymore. Seriously ONE company.
8. Wishing Charlie Sheen OD's.
9. Having Interests.
Before I say goodbye maybe forever, who knows, Starting tomorrow (Thursday), I'm scheduled to work the next 7 days. Ugh. So companies who follow my blog, If you're one of the many, many companies I've sent resumes too, call me, I'm available and ready to start my new career with your wonderful company. I look forward to you giving me this opportunity and I intend to take the ball and run! Thank you in advance, my future company!
I have many interests, some of it I'm extremely proud of, some of them, I am not very fond of. I will list my interests and perhaps write a blurb on some of them.
And I must say, before any of you claim I'm just repeating myself, based on my "Things I Don't Dislike" blog, I will say to you, "Shut Up, You're dumb. Don't make me end this blog prematurely."
1. Terms such as "weak sauce" I've only heard dbags use this term so I would like to know the origin of this type of lingo.
2. Collecting Baseball Cards.
3. www.foreverdunk.com
4. Hipster bashing.
5. Company's responding to one of my resumes. Just one company. Seriously, ONE.
6. Chicago White Sox pitching NOT blowing 4-run and 2-run leads against the Kansas City Royals.
7. Not working weekends anymore. Seriously ONE company.
8. Wishing Charlie Sheen OD's.
9. Having Interests.
Before I say goodbye maybe forever, who knows, Starting tomorrow (Thursday), I'm scheduled to work the next 7 days. Ugh. So companies who follow my blog, If you're one of the many, many companies I've sent resumes too, call me, I'm available and ready to start my new career with your wonderful company. I look forward to you giving me this opportunity and I intend to take the ball and run! Thank you in advance, my future company!
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