I have absolutely no topic and don't feel like thinking about one. I am just going to ramble until I stop. How are things going all woooo (4) of my "followers"? I hope well. Things are doing alright with me. Thanks for asking. While I am employed, I'm still trying to find another job. No such luck thus far. I'm assuming with the forthcoming holiday weekend, this won't happen within the next 4-5 days or so. I'll be patiently waiting like 50 Cent.
I do want to give everyone a shout out for not telling me about their problems. It's much appreciated. I didn't care back in blog 4 and I care even less today.
As you all know, I'm currently in the middle of condo hunting. I found one that I absolutely loved, but I was one day too late as the it was sold the day before I was formally putting in a offer. I've found some other ones recently and their completely sucked. I'll be looking at some more later this week and maybe I'll find one I may like.
Watch the Throne is the new Detox.
If you plan on watching or watched the new Transformers movie and didn't hate it, please do me a few favors: Unfollow this blog. Unfollow me on Twitter. Unfriend me on Facebook. Delete my phone number from your mobile device.
I'll end this on a classy note: The Wooooth of July is rapidly approaching. Be safe and celebrate Amurrica.
Why do I still do this blog? It sucks! Thanks for reading!
Best Chain Ever
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Blog 17: Ablogogy
Two blogs in two days. Didn't think that would ever happen again.
The sole reason why the Chicago Bulls lost game two of the Eastern Conference Finals is because of this very blog. This blog has provided us many great memories over the last few months but it is responsible for the heart breaking loss. The blog would like to ablogogize to anyone who watched the game, but most importantly, Origins would like to send the biggest ablogogy to the Chicago Bulls organization. For the remainder of the blog being active, there will be no post on a game day. This will allow the Bulls to trounce those Miami losers and dismantle either Dallas or Oklahoma City on their way to their 7th NBA Championship. Once again, Origins is deeply sorry for it's mistake and rest assured it will learn from it's mistake and become a better blog because of it.
Bulls rule, Heat/Mavericks/Thunder drool!
The sole reason why the Chicago Bulls lost game two of the Eastern Conference Finals is because of this very blog. This blog has provided us many great memories over the last few months but it is responsible for the heart breaking loss. The blog would like to ablogogize to anyone who watched the game, but most importantly, Origins would like to send the biggest ablogogy to the Chicago Bulls organization. For the remainder of the blog being active, there will be no post on a game day. This will allow the Bulls to trounce those Miami losers and dismantle either Dallas or Oklahoma City on their way to their 7th NBA Championship. Once again, Origins is deeply sorry for it's mistake and rest assured it will learn from it's mistake and become a better blog because of it.
Bulls rule, Heat/Mavericks/Thunder drool!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Blog 16: Untitled
Welcome to blog 16. I'll be honest, didn't think I'd make it this far. First things first, I want to thank all of you who haven't come to me with your problems over the last couple of months. It's much appreciated. To those who have, I really wasn't listening anyway, so you wasted your time.
I really don't have a specific topic regarding Blog 16, so I figured I'd just give you random stuff.
-LeBron James is a b*tch.
-Regarding the Job interview from blog 15, I'm still waiting on a decision.
-I still don't care about your problems.
-I'm a fan of the Enjoy Sudoku Android app.
-Dirk Nowitzki is good at basketball.
-Common ISN'T a gangsta rapper.
-This blog sucks.
-Chicago Bulls in 6. Dallas Mavericks in 7.
-Call of Duty games need to stop being made.
-I hate stupid leg day at the stupid gym.
2011 should be a fun summer. Alot of things happening, so I'm looking forward to that. Special shout out to the 2030 Chicago White Sox opening day SS AJ Soutar who will be entering the world this fall. This blog wasn't too ignorant, which I fully apologize for. I promise I will more than make up for it on 17. On that note, be well my special friends, hope you have a wonderful and glorious day.
Seacrest PLOB OUT!
I really don't have a specific topic regarding Blog 16, so I figured I'd just give you random stuff.
-LeBron James is a b*tch.
-Regarding the Job interview from blog 15, I'm still waiting on a decision.
-I still don't care about your problems.
-I'm a fan of the Enjoy Sudoku Android app.
-Dirk Nowitzki is good at basketball.
-Common ISN'T a gangsta rapper.
-This blog sucks.
-Chicago Bulls in 6. Dallas Mavericks in 7.
-Call of Duty games need to stop being made.
-I hate stupid leg day at the stupid gym.
2011 should be a fun summer. Alot of things happening, so I'm looking forward to that. Special shout out to the 2030 Chicago White Sox opening day SS AJ Soutar who will be entering the world this fall. This blog wasn't too ignorant, which I fully apologize for. I promise I will more than make up for it on 17. On that note, be well my special friends, hope you have a wonderful and glorious day.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Blog 15: Stuff
It's been a long time since I last graced all of you with a "fresh" new blog. The time has come to drop knowledge.
Many important things have happened since the last time I spoke to all of you. The death of a horrible human being, a birth certificate scandal broke, a horrible Alabama tornado and least importantly, I finally got a job interview!!! Since I am not one to talk politics or really care about anyone else's views, I will not use this blog to talk about current events.
Now, I will talk about the interview, because it is important to me. I hate my current job situation, it's a good company, but I hate people, especially stupid people, so this job is causing me to be very angry. The interview I had today, I think went well. I really couldn't tell. However, the more I think about it, the more confidence I have that I will get that job. Time will tell. I will say this, if the job was about looking sexy as f*ck in a suit, I would've gotten hired on the spot. But alas, it wasn't. Now, if I don't get the job, I will be a little distraught as I feel I am more than qualified for the Marketing Coordinator job but there are other positions at other companies if this doesn't work out for me. I know all of you care about this and that's why I'm informing you of this.
If I do get the job, I will celebrate by punching one person of your choosing in the face. You can leave a comment and tell me the person who you want punched and I will do it within 4 hours of getting the call/email that I am hired. If not hired, I will punch you in the face. It's only fair.
Once again, I thank each one of you for being a loyal supporter of the PLOB cause.
Go Bulls!
Many important things have happened since the last time I spoke to all of you. The death of a horrible human being, a birth certificate scandal broke, a horrible Alabama tornado and least importantly, I finally got a job interview!!! Since I am not one to talk politics or really care about anyone else's views, I will not use this blog to talk about current events.
Now, I will talk about the interview, because it is important to me. I hate my current job situation, it's a good company, but I hate people, especially stupid people, so this job is causing me to be very angry. The interview I had today, I think went well. I really couldn't tell. However, the more I think about it, the more confidence I have that I will get that job. Time will tell. I will say this, if the job was about looking sexy as f*ck in a suit, I would've gotten hired on the spot. But alas, it wasn't. Now, if I don't get the job, I will be a little distraught as I feel I am more than qualified for the Marketing Coordinator job but there are other positions at other companies if this doesn't work out for me. I know all of you care about this and that's why I'm informing you of this.
If I do get the job, I will celebrate by punching one person of your choosing in the face. You can leave a comment and tell me the person who you want punched and I will do it within 4 hours of getting the call/email that I am hired. If not hired, I will punch you in the face. It's only fair.
Once again, I thank each one of you for being a loyal supporter of the PLOB cause.
Go Bulls!
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Blog 14: What are my Interests?
Literally millions of people stop me during my every day routine, whether it be going to the store to kill time before Wizards of Waverly Place airs, going to Denny's for dinner or even when I stare at chicks creepily at the gym. The one question every asks are "What are you interests?" So, while I haven't blogged in a while, I thought I'd give all of you a glance into my world with some of the things I like to do.
I have many interests, some of it I'm extremely proud of, some of them, I am not very fond of. I will list my interests and perhaps write a blurb on some of them.
And I must say, before any of you claim I'm just repeating myself, based on my "Things I Don't Dislike" blog, I will say to you, "Shut Up, You're dumb. Don't make me end this blog prematurely."
1. Terms such as "weak sauce" I've only heard dbags use this term so I would like to know the origin of this type of lingo.
2. Collecting Baseball Cards.
3. www.foreverdunk.com
4. Hipster bashing.
5. Company's responding to one of my resumes. Just one company. Seriously, ONE.
6. Chicago White Sox pitching NOT blowing 4-run and 2-run leads against the Kansas City Royals.
7. Not working weekends anymore. Seriously ONE company.
8. Wishing Charlie Sheen OD's.
9. Having Interests.
Before I say goodbye maybe forever, who knows, Starting tomorrow (Thursday), I'm scheduled to work the next 7 days. Ugh. So companies who follow my blog, If you're one of the many, many companies I've sent resumes too, call me, I'm available and ready to start my new career with your wonderful company. I look forward to you giving me this opportunity and I intend to take the ball and run! Thank you in advance, my future company!
I have many interests, some of it I'm extremely proud of, some of them, I am not very fond of. I will list my interests and perhaps write a blurb on some of them.
And I must say, before any of you claim I'm just repeating myself, based on my "Things I Don't Dislike" blog, I will say to you, "Shut Up, You're dumb. Don't make me end this blog prematurely."
1. Terms such as "weak sauce" I've only heard dbags use this term so I would like to know the origin of this type of lingo.
2. Collecting Baseball Cards.
3. www.foreverdunk.com
4. Hipster bashing.
5. Company's responding to one of my resumes. Just one company. Seriously, ONE.
6. Chicago White Sox pitching NOT blowing 4-run and 2-run leads against the Kansas City Royals.
7. Not working weekends anymore. Seriously ONE company.
8. Wishing Charlie Sheen OD's.
9. Having Interests.
Before I say goodbye maybe forever, who knows, Starting tomorrow (Thursday), I'm scheduled to work the next 7 days. Ugh. So companies who follow my blog, If you're one of the many, many companies I've sent resumes too, call me, I'm available and ready to start my new career with your wonderful company. I look forward to you giving me this opportunity and I intend to take the ball and run! Thank you in advance, my future company!
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Blog 13: Cornelius's 30th
March 26th, 2011 is the date. The event is Cornelius Wa's birthday. The following post will be about what kind of shenanigans will take place on said date. A little background information before I tell you what will happen. He is a male. He enjoys dual screens. He is a nerd. He likes alcoholic beverages. He likes to play video games. He is a nerd. With that said, Let's find out what will happen on Saturday, shall we?!?
Cornelius will wake up with a massive hangover at around 8:30AM. He will roll out of bed, look at his picture of his significant other, shed a few tears at her beauty and kiss the picture frame. Creepy? Extremely. He will have his morning cup of expresso and read the newspaper. His morning will be his normal routine as he does every morning. He will play "50 Cent:Bullet Proof" for a bit. Kill some thugs is how he usually starts his day. Just because it's his birthday, won't make it any different. Anyway, enough of his boring routine.
The day will start off at the field museum, however I won't be there. Neither will alcohol so who really cares. After everyone leaves the museum, we will stare at hobo's and laugh at their misfortune. It's horrible but we'll be down town and they'll be TONS of hobo's so can you really blame us? After that, the drinking will start by 5PM. We'll start bar hopping, probably visit 3-5 bars in the three hours or so before dinner. Everyone can only drink hard liquor, if you order beer, you will be kicked out of our "crew". Nobody wants that. The ignorance will start at dinner. We'll be going to taco bell. Everyone will have $7.00 alotted to them. Cornelius will be the one funding everyone will their dinner money. It'll be a classy evening. After that, thats when the party begins. Drinks will be flowing. I will be dancing like a jackass. MKP will be making fun of many hipsters, whites, emo's, wanksta's, anyone really. Amy will have red hair, Angela will think twice why she's dating her jackass bf. Marvin will do ironic things. MM will be drinking creepily at his home. By himself. We will be drinking all night. ALL NIGHT. I envision alcohol poisoning for a few people.
I know what you're thinking...how will these brave people get home? Who really cares at this point. The point is Cornelius will have a memorable 30th. We will cause a few hate crimes. Most of us will get more learned at the museum. I will say I will hit on women but ultimately I won't because I'm a punk bitch. Last but not least, we will feast on Taco Bell. It'll truly be the best birthday. Ever.
Cornelius will wake up with a massive hangover at around 8:30AM. He will roll out of bed, look at his picture of his significant other, shed a few tears at her beauty and kiss the picture frame. Creepy? Extremely. He will have his morning cup of expresso and read the newspaper. His morning will be his normal routine as he does every morning. He will play "50 Cent:Bullet Proof" for a bit. Kill some thugs is how he usually starts his day. Just because it's his birthday, won't make it any different. Anyway, enough of his boring routine.
The day will start off at the field museum, however I won't be there. Neither will alcohol so who really cares. After everyone leaves the museum, we will stare at hobo's and laugh at their misfortune. It's horrible but we'll be down town and they'll be TONS of hobo's so can you really blame us? After that, the drinking will start by 5PM. We'll start bar hopping, probably visit 3-5 bars in the three hours or so before dinner. Everyone can only drink hard liquor, if you order beer, you will be kicked out of our "crew". Nobody wants that. The ignorance will start at dinner. We'll be going to taco bell. Everyone will have $7.00 alotted to them. Cornelius will be the one funding everyone will their dinner money. It'll be a classy evening. After that, thats when the party begins. Drinks will be flowing. I will be dancing like a jackass. MKP will be making fun of many hipsters, whites, emo's, wanksta's, anyone really. Amy will have red hair, Angela will think twice why she's dating her jackass bf. Marvin will do ironic things. MM will be drinking creepily at his home. By himself. We will be drinking all night. ALL NIGHT. I envision alcohol poisoning for a few people.
I know what you're thinking...how will these brave people get home? Who really cares at this point. The point is Cornelius will have a memorable 30th. We will cause a few hate crimes. Most of us will get more learned at the museum. I will say I will hit on women but ultimately I won't because I'm a punk bitch. Last but not least, we will feast on Taco Bell. It'll truly be the best birthday. Ever.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Blog 12: Hi
Hello kind person who took time out to visit my "blog"
Let's be real. Can we even call this a blog at this point? I usually forget about it until Steve pesters me to post something. I will however try my hardest to post regularly as I have had many compliments on it. Alright, what's been going on since the last time we spoke? The Tsunami that struck Japan was tragic. My thoughts and prayers definitely go out to those people. I'm already sick of the Charlie Sheen thing. We get it, you're "crazy" Whatever. Get lost. We lost Nate Dogg. Truly a sad day for any hip-hop fan. Do yourself a favor and find "Oh No" by Mos Def and Pharoahe Monch feat. Nate Dogg. You'll be in for a treat. The NCAA Tournament starts in less than 12 hours. That's exciting if you're a basketball fan, even if you're not, it's good times. Baseball starts in exactly 2 weeks. That's good too. Enough of that.
Wu-Tang is the greatest hip-hop group of all time. If you disagree, you're an idiot. You have 9 gentlemen who not only make great group albums (sans the last two) and can come out individually and have great solo discs. See Raekwon for an example. You can say 3 of his 5 albums are must owns. Method Man's first album is great. Liquid Swords is one of the better hip-hop albums of all time. RZA is a producing legend. Inspectah Deck's Controlled Substance is solid as well. Ghostface, do we even need to explain the genius of Mr. Killah? ODB obviously, R.I.P. Dirt Dog. I love underground hip-hop as much as the next white kid from the 'burbs, but Wu will be above everyone for the reasons I stated above.
Honorable Mentions:
OutKast are up there as well, don't get me wrong, Andre 3G and Big Boi are legends in their own right, but Wu has been more consistent. UGK are in the conversation. They never became mainstream which I respect. The only song most people know from them are "International Players Anthem" which was featuring OutKast. R.I.P. Pimp C. Mobb Deep in the mid 90's had hit after hit after hit. Not radio friendly hits either, straight hood classics. I got into Gang Starr a few years before Guru passed away and I loved their albums. DJ Premier is one of the greatest real hip-hop producers of all time and he proved it with Gang Starr. While Wu is the greatest hip-hop group of all time, my two favorites are De La Soul and A Tribe Called Quest. They were the opposite of Wu-Tang when it came to content but they two groups respectively, left a mark for hip-hop that may never be topped. I know a lot of people don't like Q-Tip but forget about "Vivrant Thing", he's more than just that song. He's more of a lyricist than that, you don't believe me, listen to Kamaal the Abstract.
Word.
Let's be real. Can we even call this a blog at this point? I usually forget about it until Steve pesters me to post something. I will however try my hardest to post regularly as I have had many compliments on it. Alright, what's been going on since the last time we spoke? The Tsunami that struck Japan was tragic. My thoughts and prayers definitely go out to those people. I'm already sick of the Charlie Sheen thing. We get it, you're "crazy" Whatever. Get lost. We lost Nate Dogg. Truly a sad day for any hip-hop fan. Do yourself a favor and find "Oh No" by Mos Def and Pharoahe Monch feat. Nate Dogg. You'll be in for a treat. The NCAA Tournament starts in less than 12 hours. That's exciting if you're a basketball fan, even if you're not, it's good times. Baseball starts in exactly 2 weeks. That's good too. Enough of that.
Wu-Tang is the greatest hip-hop group of all time. If you disagree, you're an idiot. You have 9 gentlemen who not only make great group albums (sans the last two) and can come out individually and have great solo discs. See Raekwon for an example. You can say 3 of his 5 albums are must owns. Method Man's first album is great. Liquid Swords is one of the better hip-hop albums of all time. RZA is a producing legend. Inspectah Deck's Controlled Substance is solid as well. Ghostface, do we even need to explain the genius of Mr. Killah? ODB obviously, R.I.P. Dirt Dog. I love underground hip-hop as much as the next white kid from the 'burbs, but Wu will be above everyone for the reasons I stated above.
Honorable Mentions:
OutKast are up there as well, don't get me wrong, Andre 3G and Big Boi are legends in their own right, but Wu has been more consistent. UGK are in the conversation. They never became mainstream which I respect. The only song most people know from them are "International Players Anthem" which was featuring OutKast. R.I.P. Pimp C. Mobb Deep in the mid 90's had hit after hit after hit. Not radio friendly hits either, straight hood classics. I got into Gang Starr a few years before Guru passed away and I loved their albums. DJ Premier is one of the greatest real hip-hop producers of all time and he proved it with Gang Starr. While Wu is the greatest hip-hop group of all time, my two favorites are De La Soul and A Tribe Called Quest. They were the opposite of Wu-Tang when it came to content but they two groups respectively, left a mark for hip-hop that may never be topped. I know a lot of people don't like Q-Tip but forget about "Vivrant Thing", he's more than just that song. He's more of a lyricist than that, you don't believe me, listen to Kamaal the Abstract.
Word.
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