Welcome back to the highlight of your day. When most of you think of me, I'm sure "fashion icon" really isn't the first thing that comes to mind. Well, that's because you're stupid. It's not your fault, you just weren't raised properly. That's why I created this blog. My main focus is to show you the errors of your entire life. I'm not doing it to put you down, I'm simply trying to make you a better person and with all of your support, I will eventually make you all decent human beings. Thank you and you're welcome.
Now, being a fashion icon is a full time job. I need to stay at least 32 steps ahead of the curve and I'm doing a fantastic job doing just that. The main reason why I'm an icon are the plaid snapoff shirt. I've been wearing that for over 3 years now. I've had it since 2008 when NO ONE was rocking that shirt, now you go to a bar, club, mall, store, your favorite restaurant and you will find numerous people wearing that type of shirt. I was at a bar this past weekend, I will not mention the name of the bar because I don't market things unless they pay me, but I was there and I saw soooo many people wearing that shirt...actually I only saw one person, but he didn't make that shirt work like only I can. I clearly created that look and I'm cool with people stealing my things, but you have to make the shirt work, you can't just put it on and think the shirt will do all the work. You have to know where to wear it, what colors to wear when you're at a certain bar, if you need more help, feel free to contact my assistant and she will help you out. One more thing that puts me head and shoulders above other "icons" in the fashion game are those white wing tips that I wear on only very special occasions. I've stopped on numerous occasions with people just wanting to stare and ogle the shoes. I have two other pairs that I don't wear often, but I will break those out soon to see if they get the same attention.
I have many other examples to prove my superiority over everyone in the fashion business, but if you know me, you know I'm not arrogant. I don't like to show people up and I refuse to do so even on a platform such as this reward winning blog.
I appreciate you taking the time to learn about my fashion icon-ness.
